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Having a bad day? Hey, at least you're not a snail

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 21:32:23 ago (+31/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ms7kum.jpg



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 22:48:57 ago (+13/-0)

"On the Internet nobody knows you're a snail."

-conspirajeet

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 01:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

Savage, lol

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 21:48:03 ago (+9/-0)

The pajeets of the animal kingdom.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 03:10:36 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. A pajeeture.

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 04:26:54 ago (+3/-0)

Intelligent design

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 23:36:47 ago (+3/-0)

Why do women have legs?

So they don’t leave snail trails.

[ - ] dass 4 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 01:17:32 ago (+4/-0)

Ahhh, that's why they're always getting lost ....

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 09:25:41 ago (+2/-0)

Snails are so diseased that if you are extremely unlucky you can pick up encephalitis just from touching their slime trails.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 23:35:49 ago (+2/-0)

Aye some guys would pay good money for a setup like this.

No doubt there’s a subreddit for coprophellia.

My other shitpost response would have been: That looks like a Tuesday night at my house.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 8 monthsAug 24, 2024 23:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

TIL.

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 08:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 05:46:15 ago (+0/-0)

Don't eat them regularly. But I have ate some and they tasted good.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 05:52:02 ago (+0/-0)

Tasted like scallops to me.

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 8 monthsAug 25, 2024 05:17:50 ago (+0/-0)

LOL