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Playing Cards

submitted by GrayDragon to gaming 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 05:03:57 ago (+5/-0)     (gaming)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

So I am playing cards with a Pagan and three other guys. The Pagan raises heavy. He gets everyone else to fold. I have a pair of sixes. I call. I win.

Now some Pagans hate me, LOL

He kept saying during the rest of the night, "I cannot believe you called me with a pair of sixes."

Yeah, whatever buddy.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 07:39:52 ago (+2/-0)

"I cannot believe you didn't buy my obvious bullshit"

This is why I hate poker. You're rewarded for lying by proxy. I don't wanna sit around being lied to by a bunch of arrogant shitbags that just want my money. That's not my idea of a good time.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 04:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

I make hundreds of dollars gambling. Worth it.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 07:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

I cast Heartfire Hero on turn 1.

Inkeeper's Talent on turn 2. Swing for in 3.

Turn 3 I'm swinging in for 5. Cast Overprotect now it's 8. Send Callous Sell-Sword on adventure.

Game over.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 08:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

God damn I hate modern M:tG. I just want to hit people with Hypnotic Specters.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 04:54:39 ago (+0/-0)

Counters with "Stupid Nigger." jew has entered the game.

I win. I always win!