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How to choose a game without spending time in reading or watching a review and almost guarantee you did not waste your money

submitted by Whatchagonnado to gaming 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 18:54:27 ago (+10/-0)     (gaming)

It is 2024. Easy.
Look at the thumbnail.
If it uses a pastel palette and or loads of purple/magenta and or a female protagonist don't even bother.
You’re welcome saaaars


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[ - ] Trope 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 20:45:32 ago (+0/-0)

Do people still play games?

Rhetorical question I suppose.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 21:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

Gayming. Kek.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 23:27:36 ago (+2/-0)

I was pretty good @ "Space Invaders"!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 23:48:06 ago (+1/-0)

That’s funny.
My uncle had an Apple 2 back in the day in DOS with Space Invaders on it. We had to use the arrows to move and some other key to shoot. The graphics were spot on though.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 23:49:42 ago (+2/-0)

Yep,that was the "key" FUN!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 8 monthsSep 2, 2024 14:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

I think I was really good at "Polybius", I don't remember much...

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2024 00:06:37 ago (+2/-0)

if there's a nigger or ugly woman on the cover art, don't buy it.

If there's a nigger in the screenshots but not on the cover, pirate it.

If there are no niggers on the cover or in screenshots, and the women are good looking, consider buying it.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2024 11:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

The latest resident evil was decent.

If ya want something to get ya to think and plan ahead Cities Skylines is great albeit they've followed the EA model it seems with tons of paid dlc.