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I have the strange habit of randomly singing “Riders on the Storm” by The Doors but will always change the lyrics to match the situation

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 00:49:54 ago (+6/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

I’ll be driving and if someone tailgates me, I’ll sing: Faggots on my ass.

Cooking: Meat is on the stove.

News Media: Gay fags on the screen.

For absolutely no reason other than I’m alone and no one can hear me: Big dicks in my ass.

I don’t even know the rest of the original song. My versions are better. What’s some of the weird shit you do?


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 15:47:31 ago (+3/-0)

There's a nigger on the road.....his brain is smaller than a toad...

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 21:54:29 ago (+2/-0)

high functioning autist

when the going gets weird.

the weird turn pro.

one of the voices occasionally has a good idea

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 12:34:17 ago (+2/-0)

I thought I was the only sperg on this site that did shit like that. I do it with random songs I hear that get stuck in my head. You know that song "Closing time" by who-gives-a-fuck?

Fuck this job.
Bunch of fuckin' niggers
Hope they all get shot by the police

Be strong, brother. It doesn't get any better but you get better at it.

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 22:04:10 ago (+1/-0)

I had the strange luck to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and walk away unscathed. many times.

Ive had brushes with absolute killers.

Ive risked my life more times than I care to admit. risk taking thrill seeker.

looking back I hope those days are over.

I did put my hand on my gun a couple years ago in a parking lot at night. I discouraged a yute that was 6 ft away.

I believe in God and Guardian Angels.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 9 monthsSep 6, 2024 09:21:05 ago (+1/-0)

I believe in God and Guardian Angels.

I was an atheist for a good part of my life, but when I returned to God, I began to see that even though I didn't believe in him, he was still looking after me all those years. I'm absolutely certain that a guardian angel has kept watch over me, protecting me from my own bad decisions, occasional stupidity, and naivete. I'm not saying that I haven't paid the price for my behavior, but the fact that I'm still alive and grateful to be so when I should be so much worse off tells me something.

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 07:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

Truth

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 00:54:15 ago (+2/-0)

I do this all the time. For example, if Kenny Wayne Sheppard's 'Blue on black' is on I sing "blew it on her back". Megadeth's 'Sweating Bullets' becomes "sweating bull nuts".

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 00:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

Well thank God I’m not crazy or unknowingly gay. lol

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 00:58:11 ago (+1/-0)

Or, instead of 'brown chicken brown cow' I will say 'chika boink flant stant' in its place. I just blurt it out in the store or just anywhere really.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 11:35:17 ago (+1/-0)

I do something that's even stupider. I have three small dogs who eat dog kibble whenever they want it from a common bowl, but once a day I treat them with a cup of wet food from a can. Being small, high strung dogs, they jump around and act like Snoopy in "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". So I started singing the "Suppertime" song to them for my own amusement.

Eventually, I switched it up and started modifying songs with the word "summer" in them. "Summertime" by the Gerschwins, "Summer" by War, "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry, "Summertime, Summertime" by the Jamies ... you get the idea.

I told you it's pretty stupid. But, hey, it's for my doggies. Anything for them.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 12:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

I sing at my dog as well. I change the words to things he would understand though, like dog, park, his name, etc.