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lllllookout world, here she comes! BTW is anyone missing a spare tire?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 09:21:58 ago (+17/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/11nrds.mp4



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[ - ] CHIRO 9 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:19:08 ago (+9/-0)

Alone at the bar. If someone had swiped right on her Tinder, she would have stopped filming this.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:45:05 ago (+7/-0)

She's still alpha widowed. She probably does get swipes by 50yr old+ dudes who are boring, have a few extra lbs, and don't live near a target, but she knows she's better than that

[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:48:34 ago (+6/-0)

so accurate

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:04:53 ago (+4/-0)

That's the best she'll get. And it's really not bad. A 45-50 year old dude with his shit together enough to be boring is a catch. Especially if he "only" has a few extra lbs.

But she'll never recognize that.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 20:41:31 ago (+0/-0)

what whaaaat?!

[ - ] Reawakened 6 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:17:48 ago (+6/-0)

Cringe.

[ - ] iSnark 5 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:34:06 ago (+5/-0)

Minuets Latter on Tik-Tok...

Waahhhhh "Where are all the good men at..."

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 10:57:37 ago (+4/-0)

I’m sure she’s online dating too. Her profile states she “wants kids someday”.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:21:21 ago (+6/-0)

At 42?

Her profile better read "I'll take care of your kids".

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 12:10:56 ago (+4/-0)

😂 That’s funny! My brother was online dating. He showed me multiple profiles of women who were 38 or 39 that said they wanted kids someday!

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

That's fucking pathetic.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 18:15:19 ago (+3/-0)

Middle-aged women and wine, name a more classic combo.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 19:51:46 ago (+2/-0)

Black women and obesity

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 20:42:14 ago (+2/-0)

Same women, but with cats

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:19:58 ago (+2/-0)

no kids

nails look like shit

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 13:52:03 ago (+2/-0)

Looks a whole lot better than most 42 yo women. Can't hide those bingo wings though

and then there's the mental rot that creeps in around age 28. Hers is likely a lot worse than her peers, which means it's really bad.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 19:50:07 ago (+1/-0)

Postwallhelena’s spirt animal!

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 12:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

that's a big pour little lady. good thing you don't need a babysitter

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:02:53 ago (+1/-0)

Enjoy the heart/lung/liver disease.

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 12:25:11 ago (+0/-0)

How sad

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 14:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

A fucking clown without the bulbous nose

[ - ] JoesLegHair 0 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

That's a lot of cope

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 9 monthsSep 6, 2024 01:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

Swimming in tears here. That happens to be the weekend I water the plants.