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Ok boomers er I mean, upgoat users, choose wisely!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 12:52:02 ago (+17/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 9 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 12:54:35 ago (+9/-0)

I choose the RV

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 13:03:43 ago (+4/-0)

What if it’s an Israeli RV with an Asian driver?

(I couldn’t figure a clever way to throw the constitution in there too.)

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 13:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

With the Constitution printed in the side(s)... See what I did there... ;-)

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 13:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

Israeli RV
LOL!
Good one!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 16:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

Urban Moving Systems?

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 13:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

Hell yeah. As long as you have a few hundred K stuffed away for maintenance and expenses you can have a decade of fun with that thing all around the damn country

[ - ] Panic 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 16:56:03 ago (+0/-0)

RV IS GOOD IDEA, BUT NOT that ONE. Get a small used one. Small ones get great fuel mileage and insurance is a pittance. Foolish me, I sold mine to my sister. My wife and I lived in a small RV for a few years and went all over the place. Never paid to stay in campgrounds. Best years of our lives.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 17:11:24 ago (+1/-0)

To each his own but I like mine the biggest baddest I can get. That being said I tow a goose neck trailer rather than deal with a long bus like that.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 17:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

I choose the RV

With one of those, you can write your chosen people a constitution that bestows "asian wives" for all upon conquest. First though, we're going to make sure there's a bridge to asia.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 16:03:30 ago (+2/-0)

Why is that Asian so ugly?

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 14:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

RV. In fact, I would sacrifice Israel, Asian Wife and Constitution for the RV. That's a nice RV.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:05:55 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, that's a very expensive RV.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 14:42:55 ago (+2/-0)

If I had an RV I'd choose that. Unfortunately the only one I have is Israel and I don't even want that!

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 18:22:04 ago (+1/-0)

Easy, Israel
because with Israel I can fuck my Asian wife in my big RV.

Israel has already fucked The Constitution.

Shalom

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 14:24:06 ago (+1/-0)

RV

[ - ] anrach 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:50:51 ago (+0/-0)

lol, very poignant

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

ISRAEL TIL I DIE.

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 15:04:43 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll take the recreational constitution, thanks.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 14:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

Depends on the age of the Asian wife and/or the RV...