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I was wrong about Billie Eilish

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 20:58:28 ago (+11/-5)     (whatever)

As a semi-pro musician, I am quick to hate new bands and singers. When she hit the scene a few years ago, I instantly hated her, solely based on her appearance.

BUT...today I was practicing keyboards, playing along with various Pandora stations. A BE song came up, and I started to downvoat it, but decided to listen. It was ...interesting. The music, instrumentation, recording techniques, her voice...I was pretty flummoxed.

A bit later, another of her songs came on. Same thing. I listened to it, and afterwards felt dumb about judging her before ever hearing her. Later, a third song came on. Same effect: I liked it. Slow, surreal, sadgirl stuff, but very well-made, and she is a good singer with a nice voice.

Did she write it? Doubtful. Did her parents groom her from birth to be a music star? Yes. Is she a lefty niggerlover? Of course. But the lesson learned, is don't judge a fat lefty chick by her carefully crafted image. I don't hate her anymore, which is kinda sad, but there are plenty of other people to hate, like Queeri, for example.


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 18 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:50:49 ago (+18/-0)

It's total wasted talent. She is a degenerate whore who convinces tweens to be degenerates just like her. She promotes evil, and brings others along with her. She sold her soul to the devil, and if you follow along with her, you are doing the same.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:31:35 ago (+5/-0)

This.
How do songs reach the ears of the public?

Because gate keeping publishers / music ceo selected the singer. Not the song, the artist.

And literally selling your soul like Katey perry or taylor swift. Is the way to do it.

There must still be tons of smash hit songs out there we will never hear or hear only once bought off the original babd and gifted to satan worshipping jew pawns.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:07:27 ago (+4/-0)

By gatekeepers you mean Jews

[ - ] Belfuro -1 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 02:47:02 ago (+0/-1)

A given as they are the ruling class.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 9 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:04:50 ago (+9/-0)

Her brother writes and produces for her. I think he is the talent behind that part of it while she is the face and voice.

[ - ] Native 4 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:43:35 ago (+4/-0)

This is correct and their parents are millionaires. Listened to Howard stern interview her and she was pretending to be poor until she let slip her mother was in the music industry

[ - ] Bstream 3 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 01:28:44 ago (+3/-0)

Tits

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 19:15:51 ago (+0/-0)

And the tits

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:08:39 ago (+0/-1)

and those bizarre eyes!

[ - ] dass 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:29:39 ago (+2/-0)

Fck you neri !!

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:32:23 ago (+0/-2)

Hi dass. Good to hear from a friendly face. I've come into a bit of flak on this sub for no good reason ffs!

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 06:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

Double fck you .

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 06:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

Goodnight dass. Got heaps to tell you but I'm tired and...did my back in but thankfully it wasn't a bad one. Might be straight in the morning. When it's a bad one it takes about two weeks to fix.

[ - ] dass 2 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing about you is straight, faggot.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 19:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

clever comment, dass.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 7 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:06:55 ago (+8/-1)

I think you're a bit confused , Reddit is where you post this type of stuff, faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

My anus is where you need to park your tongue, faggot

[ - ] con77 6 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:45:06 ago (+6/-0)

race traitor

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

Me, or her? PS: I hate niggers.

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsSep 8, 2024 07:47:31 ago (+0/-0)

Her of course

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 13:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

Her obviously

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:36:36 ago (+3/-0)

I always thought she might actually be pretty if she tried to look like a girl.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:59:46 ago (+3/-0)*

Her parents are smart, she cannot be stupid, and her brother has a lot of connections.

Most of the music is made with software, and they only learn it when they want to play live, or they just hire someone.

So as pop music it probably doesn't suck, but pop music is still mostly fun, retarded, and computer generated. And even if she can sing she's still fat.

And the other bit is, the imagery is evil, so it's not something kids should listen to.

Making money as she did might be her best option, and she probably just provides the look and voice, she was probably to young to have much influence over some of the evil stuff.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:22:46 ago (+2/-0)

Don't like Billie Eilish but how about this wierdo?- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o_IQavlMDA

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:28:29 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks, I hate her

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 02:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

Who the fuck wants to listen to that mudshark squalling like a harpy?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

The 3 songs I heard contained no squalling

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 21:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

I could care less if heaven's sweetest cacophony emits from her mouth; she a whore who fucks niggers and is undeserving of anything but derision.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 18:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

She is worth MILLIONS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:31:30 ago (+1/-0)

If you want a nice girl singer with electronic stuff check out Kaleidas Think EP, they did the club song in the first John Wick movie, the whole album is really good.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 23:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, you had it right the first time. There are producers who's job is to sell ice cubes to eskimos.

[ - ] Dindu 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

was your first keyboard really just 81 penises?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:56:20 ago (+0/-0)

It was a Bontempi air/reed electric organ

[ - ] Dindu 1 point 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:24:03 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao youre alright

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 10:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's the poppyest shit but I like Olivia Rodrigo.

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 05:37:25 ago (+0/-0)

Dead eyes

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 03:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, I forget, am I queeri?

Reminds me of my feelings for Conor Oberst

Well it's a long story

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 01:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

She takes nigger dicks too. Popular music is a pretty face that's handed music from a board room of producers, and then sent off to a marketing agency to be put all over everywhere.

Popular music is about as real as the holocaust.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 01:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

Back to poal you go, simp.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

They won't have me, and I won't have them

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:44:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lovely is a beautiful song, as much as I want to dislike her image and tone and lifestyle she leads. I played piano score and listened to that one song and it's hauntingly pretty.

I know no other and don't plan on it. Your comments are fair but I don't know this Queeri fellow well and reserve judgment atm.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:52:08 ago (+0/-0)

Queeri needs to fukin neck himself asap

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 16:57:53 ago (+0/-0)

I don't understand are you being playful, half playful or serious? What did he do?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:09:26 ago (+0/-0)

i feel the same way about that one girl chappele roan. I think she's annoying but a song will come on that I like or has been played enough to make me think i like it and then I'll learn after or during its her.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

Semi-Pro musician sounds like a tough career.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 00:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

Most semi pro musicians are complete pro drinkers

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:57:00 ago (+0/-0)

I stopped boozin years ago

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

You don't have to hate people and music. Just avoid them.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:41:52 ago (+0/-0)

She got sooo fat its ridiculous lol

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:01:46 ago (+1/-2)

Fair enough - shows you're a true muso.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:02:27 ago (+2/-1)

STFU

[ - ] IAmTheOptimizer 4 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:08:54 ago (+4/-0)

Why has he not vaxxed out yet?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

I am a very patient man

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 07:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

You forgot the “homosexual” part faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:57:45 ago (+0/-0)

embrace deez NUTS, faggot

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 09:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao, i have no idea how i replied this to you as i meant it for @paul_neri the faggot supreme. Haha. Sorry bro.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:09:09 ago (+1/-0)

Go and listen to the Bay City Rollers then!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:11:26 ago (+2/-1)

STFU AND KYS

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:18:10 ago (+2/-0)

Lol! Now he's just toying with you.....pulling the strings. He's devouring your hate and controlling you with it. You're his puppet.

Don't worry, the puppetmaster will keel over dead soon, SUDDENLY.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:29:49 ago (+2/-0)

He devours humiliation like Helena at a free buffet luncheon

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:31:00 ago (+1/-0)

Fck you

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:30:49 ago (+1/-0)

Fck you