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Wet

submitted by __47__ to TellTalk 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 21:42:47 ago (+8/-1)     (TellTalk)

Back on the 90s.

I was vetting a new dealer. He lived up the road from me. His mother used to tutor me in mathematics.

He was always working on his shit car stereo but ce la vis. I had heard he was a dealer/player at the time.

I approached him one day and bought a quarter. It was a basic transaction no problem.

I got it home and something was wrong. It was weed but it was very sticky and smelled of cleaning products. It was wet.

Wet is tobacco or weed dipped in embalming fluid and likely laced with pcp. Extremely destructive to the end user.

I went back to him and grabbed him by the shirt and yelled "ya know what you sold me?!" He didn't. Had no idea. I had dealers that were vetted and their stuff came from British Columbia.

He stopped selling shortly after that. Wet isn't anything to fuck with.


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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:10:30 ago (+1/-0)

On homegrown or legal weed I have never had my lover turn into a dragon trying to consume me.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:14:25 ago (+1/-0)

You're not doing it right! 🤣

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:15:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yes that was preferable. However in the 90s ang growing it your yard could get your house taken.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:16:17 ago (+2/-0)

Don't do drugs kiddies! You end up looking like Alfred E Newman-Obiden and just creepy as fuck...MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED! 😱

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

Or get them from local kids

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 22:42:23 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking Sherm.
Nigger weed.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 23:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

I love hearing people's nightmare drug realities. Hey here's a thought, don't do drugs! Fucking nuts!

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2024 23:55:38 ago (+3/-0)

In H.S. we ran out of weed and this girl who was hanging out with us said she could get some and the guy that sold to her dad wasnt far. So her and some guy went came back was complaining and apologizing for it taking so long that the guy was mad because her dad owed him some money so as shes talking we lit the join and it did smell weird and it kept stopping. So we would have to keep relighting it and something was wrong.It was smoking tasted and looking wrong. We opened it up and there were these little red things in it wtf is this? We picked some out we're looking and realized it was crayon. This dick had put crayons in the joint he sold her.

We yelled at her for being an idiot but we were the idiots who followed her one day into some deserted area where her like 50 year old boyfriend she met when she ran away showed us how to smoke meth. He did a shit job because I think I did it wrong. No effects.. didnt feel a thing. Also the same girl who got mad at me after she full on insisted I take the first line of coke then called me rude for taking the first "hit" which wasnt even coke. it burnt like nothing I had ever tried before and when I was crying because it felt like pure glass had shot up my nose then I was told it was crack not coke. Fucking bitch.

Drugs suck and the people that do them suck even more.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 7 monthsSep 6, 2024 22:59:43 ago (+0/-0)

"Drugs suck and the people that do them suck even more."
I'm just gonna let that sink in a bit. 😱

[ - ] Trope 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 02:27:06 ago (+0/-0)

I still remember my friend trying to sell me on DMT:

“Yea dude, you hit the bowl and someone has to hold onto it because you’re basically gone by the end of the hit. I was teleported to a fiery hell scape. Like being in a dream world despite being awake.”

Needless to say, I never took the drug. Of course, with these guys, you take one hit of weed and they explain: “Oh yea, dude, this is some powerful shit. You take one hit and you basically get Down syndrome.”

Always felt like alcohol brought people together and you didn’t have to go full throttle into instantaneous psychosis with booze.