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[ - ] __47__ 13 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 10:36:27 ago (+13/-0)

Oh look that faggot Jack Black.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:40:08 ago (+3/-0)

(((Jack Black)))

[ - ] anon 1019131 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:56:26 ago (+2/-0)

He couldn't even be arsed to shave his beard for the Steve role.

[ - ] anon 2026487 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:14:13 ago (+1/-0)

The god of redditors

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 7 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 10:03:01 ago (+7/-0)

The irresistible jewish urge to take a popular franchise and make a movie out of it with popular actors.

[ - ] anon 3677921 3 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:56:42 ago (+3/-0)

And destroy it. They want to destroy. That's all they do.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

I never said they wouldn't destroy it. ;)

[ - ] anon 1879996 4 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:39:32 ago (+4/-0)

I'm really tired of nigger loving boomer music.

I wish they would stop pushing their fake rebellion homosexual hippie bullshit. It's been three fucking generations. Just die off you fucking jewbags.

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 09:20:27 ago (+4/-0)

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=PE2YZhcC4NY

Yet another movie I wouldn't watch for free.

[ - ] anon 2168066 [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 09:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

Got love nobody gives a Shit about Hollywood movies anymore

[ - ] anon 3076758 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:14:21 ago (+2/-0)

Why does Jack Black always have to be in these kinds of shit movies?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:19:46 ago (+3/-0)

Because (((satan))).

[ - ] anon 3737402 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 17:00:44 ago (+0/-0)

Because he's a shit "actor" that wouldn't be allowed in a good movie.

[ - ] anon 3407290 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 15:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

they dont even seek attractive looking diversity hires, but fat ugly negresses

[ - ] anon 2168066 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

too think that one dude could have voiced shadow in the third sonic movie and chose this role LMAO

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 13:18:57 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. Another one of these movies.

[ - ] anon 1019131 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:55:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 1050842 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 10:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you see the dislikes? I only see the likes

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

You need a chrome extension

[ - ] anon 1050842 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Oh. Ty

[ - ] anon 2103302 -2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:40:42 ago (+0/-2)

COUNTERPOINT:

So what's wrong with it?

Yeah, a lot of us don't like that kike jack black. But he does have some screen talent. Not sure if he's going to use it here (unlikely, I'll give it that) but we didn't see enough to really judge it.

Other than that, what did we see in the teaser that's so bad? Momoa is a bit hit and miss but he does hit sometimes. Could be good. The other characters? Meh. Looks like they checked the diversity list, but so what?

It's just a teaser.

I like Minecraft. I run a Minecraft server for my son and sometimes his friends. We enjoy the silly game. There's a lot to like in that world when you get in to it. I really hope this movie is good. I mean, yeah, it probably will suck given the kikes' track record in recent decades, but I hope.

I hope it's a good movie because Minecraft is a pretty cool thing.

And I hope it's a good movie because we need one.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:11:49 ago (+5/-0)

The sheboon is repulsive. Momoa can't act. Looks like it's going to be total shit. But I wasn't going to watch it anyway. I never understood the popularity of Minecraft.

[ - ] anon 2103302 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:22:11 ago (+1/-0)

I agree the boon is repulsive. And maybe that’s all we need to not watch it. Imagine a world with no boons in movies ever.

[ - ] anon 2026487 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 16:16:42 ago (+1/-0)

Minecraft is popular because it’s like having unlimited legos and a cool world to use them in. And it only cost $20 besides tens of thousands of dollars for legos.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 11:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

It's unnecessary. There's nothing patently wrong with the game. However I see it as you own personal journey. It's similar to whenever they try and make a movie about agent 47 from hitman. It just doesn't apply well.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:13:34 ago (+1/-0)

I only saw the one with Timothy Olyphant. It wasn't memorable but I see they made a second one.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

Yes that's the main one and it's fucking stupid. The second one 47 is fighting an android and causes a rifle to fire by slamming it on a table SMH. The games are chess in a sense. The npcs have their paths and you have to subtley kill the target(s)

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

I played the fuck out of the original Hitman. Loved that game. I will say that strolling around the Triad headquarters as a tall white guy in disguise was a bit goofy though.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 12:42:47 ago (+0/-0)

I agree. In the newest you're trotting around in Dubai and India. Worth it to take a mossed agent and niggers stealing culture

[ - ] anon 3934277 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 14:10:37 ago (+1/-0)

did you watch the newer jumanji?

That.

[ - ] anon 2168066 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:47:22 ago (+0/-0)

zathura was good

[ - ] Trope 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2024 18:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

You guys would enjoy the Gordon Ramsey in Minecraft video. It’s readily available on YouTube.

This film feels unnecessary considering it is a sandbox game.