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Aw fond memories...

submitted by Nasturtium to whatever 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 01:16:26 ago (+21/-0)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 05:50:42 ago (+6/-0)*

Best part was she was usually drunk, so she couldn't corner for shit. Just kept reversing my turn and staying out of reach for 90 seconds, and she'll either run into something, or run out of gas.

Come back later after she's passed out. By the time she wakes up, she might still remember she was mad at me, but she won't be able to remember what it was she was mad about. Which was good, because it was usually some imaginary shit anyway.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 10:49:47 ago (+2/-0)

You had a shitty childhood

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 12:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

This needs to be said more.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 15:36:52 ago (+0/-0)*

I always said that the best prep anyone could have for the SERE course was an abusive childhood. Same coping mechanisms.

Still loved her though. When I was 4, she did one thing right. She got it absolutely dead, solid, perfect, and it saved my life.
That buys a lot of leeway.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 19:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

No idea what you are trying to say

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 09:38:48 ago (+1/-0)

While my mom was rarely drunk, we used the dining room, living room, kitchen circle.

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[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 11:10:18 ago (+0/-0)

That was funny, tragic and honest. That generation man, drank so much and had brain damage because of it. It's even more tragic when their kids pick up the same dirty habits, and so forth.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 15:38:59 ago (+1/-0)

On the contrary. She was a perfect reverse barometer.

All I had to do to have an awesome life was look at hers and then do the exact opposite. Worked out great.

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 23:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

Smart man!

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 12:44:12 ago (+0/-0)

Bro

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 12:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 2 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 08:41:20 ago (+2/-0)

LOL,She never chased me but she always caught me.

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 11:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

My mom literally morphed into a dragon for a split moment and I couldn't help but run.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 09:36:15 ago (+1/-0)

Back the day any adult could beat you with a stick for not being civil. If you told your mum she'd beat you a second time. Ah good times.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 09:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

Huh... So, you're Asian. That's absolutely tragic.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 10:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Tragically ugly

[ - ] Nasturtium [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 11:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, no

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 04:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

That's great!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsSep 8, 2024 10:49:07 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t understand why non Whites hit their children so much