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It's not paranoia if they are really out to get you.

No matter how paranoid, it is only your connection to Catbox that doesn't work.

I used to worry that maybe I was becoming a little paranoid.

Now I worry that I was never paranoid enough.

"Paranoia is an instinct or thought process that is believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety, suspicion, or fear, often to the point of delusion and irrationality."

On the other hand,

"Pattern recognition describes a cognitive process that matches information from a stimulus with information retrieved from memory. Pattern recognition occurs when information from the environment is received and entered into short-term memory, causing automatic activation of a specific content of long-term memory."

"Pattern recognition" is what informs you that yes, in fact, they are coming to get you.

"Paranoid" is what the jews call you for recognizing this fact.

Fukn A!