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SONY NEW PS5 IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL SONY FUCKED THEMSELVES

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 22:06:02 ago (+17/-1)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/PS3/comments/1fdkyqe/69999_and_no_ps3_backwards_compatibility/



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[ - ] anon 6428931 10 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 22:17:27 ago (+10/-0)

I lol today when they revealed. They got fucking slaughtered. Who at Playstation thought it was a good idea to come out with a digital only and no stand for 7 hundred bucks? This is how stupid they think everyone is. You will own nothing and be happy. That's what thjis is. They are trying to push all digital games and no physical medias. Oh, and its costs 80+ bucks to add a disc drive and 30 for a stand. kek

[ - ] anon 6746899 9 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:55:24 ago (+9/-0)

And also "targeting 60fps" but only for certain titles. Top. Fucking. Kek.

[ - ] anon 6428931 2 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:59:18 ago (+2/-0)

but but better muh ray tracing!! Maybe! ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I bet even if they do a GTA6 (digital) bundle it would still sell like shit. This is a turd. Hopefully the Nintendo Switch will have some cool games, like a new Metroid for the fucking love of God already

[ - ] anon 2316841 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 11:22:52 ago (+1/-0)

God hates metroid players.

[ - ] anon 6746899 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

like a new Metroid for the fucking love of God already

Samus Returns was a shitty Cave Story re-skin trying to be a "remake" of Metroid 2. Dread was decent from what I hear, but too short.

Had they just officially adopted AM2R like Capcom did with the SF2 HD remake, they could have printed money.

[ - ] anon 3296206 [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 13:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

Pokemon gen 10 switch 2?

[ - ] anon 2316841 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 11:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

They’re probably cat lovers too. I guess this means I buy an Xbox? I just wanna play gta6 when it comes out

[ - ] anon 6428931 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 18:17:09 ago (+0/-0)

Don't get an xbox whatever you do. They are finished. Geta PS5 and you'll be alright.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 05:26:28 ago (+3/-0)

This will have no measurable effect on my life.

[ - ] anon 3164584 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 09:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

Especially when I already boycott anything Soyny.

[ - ] anon 2316841 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 11:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

I actually read an Sonys weekly uh you know like their internal memo things. It says they have a cat day one a month. I think that’s the problem. Cat lovers are always sneaky sneaky snakes.

[ - ] anon 2316841 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 11:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

How come everyone’s anonymous and you’re not? I don’t wanna be anonymous. I want to see everyone’s pretty names

[ - ] anon 4077334 3 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 02:07:46 ago (+3/-0)

Nintendo just has to unveil their new console with physical media and it is so over both for ghey ox and gheystation

[ - ] anon 3172793 3 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:28:15 ago (+3/-0)

While it costs the same as a launch PS3 the console was so far ahead of PC at the time they used to be bought up to be used in supercomputers. There's no market for the PS5 apart from the ignorant rich and usually the two cancel out.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 09:07:38 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't that more expensive and worser unasgood as a regular ps5? What? I don't understand. Sony is making me retarded with their contagious retardedness

[ - ] anon 2636289 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 03:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

So with this console you don't ever really own the content on it? You just sort of probably have access to it, unless Sony gets into a disagreement with game holders, their servers go down, they decide to cancel your account, or you want to sell the games (and console) to someone else?

[ - ] anon 4096560 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:56:21 ago (+1/-0)

Now would be a good time to check out this future classic (invidious instances not working on this one, sorry): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

This keeps aging like fine wine lol. Also, sort the comments by new for some comedy gold!

[ - ] anon 3812407 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:32:22 ago (+1/-0)

PS4 also didn't play PS3 games

[ - ] anon 1812799 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 11:18:08 ago (+0/-0)

At those prices, why don't people just build a gaming PC?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 23:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

yeah sony ponies cant believe it lol

[ - ] anon 2186736 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 22:41:52 ago (+0/-0)

I got a PS5 sitting over there. Wife wanted it for the Harry Potter game. Finished it and it sat for over a year until we found Oregon Trail. Fun fact: the chugs always abandon the trip to Oregon but the mother fuckers always come back before you almost get there. Chugs acted like kikes.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 00:11:40 ago (+2/-0)

Should have gotten the game for PC.

[ - ] anon 2186736 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:58:08 ago (+1/-0)

None of my PCs would run it. I just built a AMD 5700G system and I went with that CPU/GPU combo because graphics cards are fucking stupid priced. I got the PS5 more or less for the family. I haven't touch the thing in over a year.

[ - ] anon 3296206 [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 13:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

Can't it play on low settings?

[ - ] anon 2186736 0 points 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 16:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

Well I didn't buy it for PC. I am sure it will run but it won't look as good as the PS5.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 22:24:44 ago (+0/-0)

The only new release worth playing is this one:

https://www.gog.com/en/game/resident_evil

[ - ] anon 2216241 0 points 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 22:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

G O O D!