Harry Potter TV series will be woke - Upgoat

Harry Potter TV series will be woke
submitted by Conspirologist to Series 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 03:46:12 ago (+1/-1) (www.nme.com)
https://www.nme.com/news/film/harry-potter-fans-outraged-by-woke-casting-call-for-upcoming-tv-series-3792450

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 03:48:52 ago (+0/-0)

Jenna Ortega will be slutty Hermoine. I was too old for harry potter so Indont care

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 03:49:49 ago (+0/-0)

Joe bautista will be slitherin

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 04:07:09 ago (+0/-0)

The original was woke. Why the hell is anyone surprised?

[ - ] BrokenVoat 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 06:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

Will the mudbloods be the villains this time? Asking for a friend....

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 07:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

The muggles will be the unvaxxed untouchables. And the wizards will have dutifully lined up for their clotshot. Total inversion of reality.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 04:01:55 ago (+4/-0)

Who gives a fuck? I've hated on that shit from day 1.

The original feminized males, and even worse without it even being "Woke".

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 04:03:26 ago (+0/-0)

What about posh gay magic?