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Libtards on eating pets (satire)

submitted by Conspirologist to Screenshot 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 00:28:39 ago (+46/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 03:43:33 ago (+3/-1)

If the pets they’re eating are cats I couldn’t care less. I think we should teach it in school. Cats are nutritious and don’t feel pain. Say it right after the pledge of allegiance.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 10:54:48 ago (+2/-0)

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the REPUBLIC not democracy for which it stands. One nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all. Oh and cats are nutrious and don't feel pain. Play ball!

Just doesn't roll off the tongue like kill the yids.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 08:24:18 ago (+2/-1)

Every sentence there is the dumbest thing I've ever heard until the next sentence.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 10:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

I award you no points and my God have mercy on your soul.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 06:16:44 ago (+0/-0)

Go back to Africa, nigger. Moral white people don't do that shit.

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 07:13:48 ago (+2/-1)

It’s not even a matter of morals. Cats are carnivores, it’s not a good idea to eat carnivores cos of the wildly increased risk of parasites and other diseases. The closest we eat are pigs which are omnivorous, but those raised for meat are generally only fed a herbivorous diet, and even then pork products are by the far the most dangerous farmed meat that we eat.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 11:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

What is your problem with cats?

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 06:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

How is this satire?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 07:12:56 ago (+1/-2)

I mean it's by somebody who is not a libtard, mocking libtards.

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 1 point 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 16:47:15 ago (+1/-0)

OP missed a step:

"It's their religion. Why are you suppressing their religious practices? Don't you believe in freedom of religion?"

100% this will happen in the next few weeks as more reports come out.

(And, yes, small animal ritualistic sacrifice and then consumption is core to West African and Creole (Haitian) Voodoo.)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 08:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

So true

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 08:39:46 ago (+1/-1)

I hate cats. Can we get to "not offering your cat to a migrants makes you a racist."?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 10:57:15 ago (+0/-0)

Offer migrants foo foos cat bed bigot!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsSep 12, 2024 10:49:49 ago (+1/-1)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy duhhhhh narrtive iz wut wee sey itiz goy! Kvetch!