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From One, Comes The Rest. Lift Bro!

submitted by FreeinTX to TellTalk 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 08:09:22 ago (+5/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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It all starts with "gym". The rest is a product of gym.

When you start working out, you start craving healthy foods. You start paying attention to which foods make you feel better, help your workout, and help with rest and recovery.

Priorities change, so the frivolous spending of money comes to a crawl.

As your body transforms into something obviously better, you recognize a need to compliment that bettering of self with a style that reflects this betterment.

And confidence explodes. More plates = more dates becomes a thing, not because you look better, but because you know you look and feel better.


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[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:27:13 ago (+2/-0)

I want to be buried wearing an Iron Maiden shirt. I'll be wearing band shirts in my old age. If I ever get into a relationshit, and she stupidly gives me an "ultimatum" of her or my shirts, she's gone.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 08:44:12 ago (+2/-0)

The only people that admire gym body are gym bros, not Snapchat thots.

The gym is gay and they play nigger rap all day, most also still have standing vax requirements to enter the gym.

Do weights at home like a straight White man instead.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 08:52:32 ago (+3/-2)

It isn't about "admiring the gym body". It's about what gym does to the self. Gym helps you grow a healthy disdain for thots.

Show me where gyms have jab requirements. Planet Fitness, maybe, in deep blue states. Certainly, nothing in Texas or any other non-deep blue state.

And home gym is still gym, dum dum.

My home doesn't have sauna, steam, jacuzzi, or pool. I swim up to a mile twice a week for cardio.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

Until you injure yourself because you're alone and don't have anyone to help you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

The gym is gay and they play nigger rap all day

In yid controlled Australia this would be correct.

most also still have standing vax requirements to enter the gym.

In kangajewland this is also correct.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 09:25:15 ago (+1/-0)

Bwahahahahaha!

Muh alpha males!

Dude, only useless city cucks need muh gym.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -2 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:08:24 ago (+0/-2)

You're average suburban and rural dweller, and their kids are grossly obese. Who the fuck are you kidding?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

Dis nigga ain't uh lie!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 14:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

Gym = faggotland

Buy your own equipment, loser

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 21:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger, a home gym is a gym ya dumb faggot.