The best prenup - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

The best prenup
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 02:38:41 ago (+12/-0) (youtube.com)
https://youtube.com/shorts/mw2BLg8aJZU

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:47:57 ago (+0/-0)

Bezos girlfriend has had so much surgery she looks like an alien!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 21:34:59 ago (+1/-0)

Am I suposed to be against this sort of thing? Seems extemely reasonable.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 11:32:51 ago (+1/-0)

Or just don't marry.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 11:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

If you were that rich, why would you even get married?

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 11:33:08 ago (+4/-0)

Because she's different and she loooooves you!

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 14:28:31 ago (+2/-0)

Ha!
"Nah bro, this stripper totally does love me!"

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 06:43:10 ago (+4/-0)

American women deserve this kind of treatment. They are spoiled bitches who need discipline put upon them.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsSep 17, 2024 02:46:12 ago (+0/-0)

Move to a single party divorce state for the hibeymooon and divorve her