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true story similar to my last one

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 13:18:59 ago (+9/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

I was in formation for a change of command ceremony on Governors Island in NY harbor.

Over 500 Coast Guard in full dress uniform standing in the summer heat. Just as some long winded bloviating officer said the words "untiring devotion to duty" four guys keeled over unconscious! I mean they fell like trees. No arms out to break their fall. Just flat on face!

These guys were in front of me in my immediate field of view. I couldnt help it. I started laughing. And I couldnt stop. I laughed harder and harder until it probably looked like I was convulsing.

A Chief Petty Officer in my unit came up and told me to leave the formation. Later when his superiors questioned me walking away from the formation he covered my ass and said that I was about to keel over and he dismissed me!

Wherever you are Chief Mercado thanks for covering my ass!


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[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 18:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

I couldnt help it. I started laughing. And I couldnt stop. I laughed harder and harder until it probably looked like I was convulsing.

I think I made a comment about 8-10 months ago saying you would be well cast as The Joker in a 1980's made for TV Batman movie.

I stand by that comment.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:15:38 ago (+1/-0)

There's a Pic of me about '90 on here.
I'll find it and reply to you.

[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 22:13:40 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it looked dope, it was just you wearing a very 'time appropriate'...

Prom suit? I got no idea. You looked cool, for the late 80's, tho

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

Bleached denim jacket

[ - ] anrach 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 16:18:54 ago (+1/-0)

Good use of vocabulary.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 17:38:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GetWoke 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 15:20:59 ago (+1/-0)

Don’t lock your knees