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What do you think of aliens? (Serious replies only.)

submitted by rapid_water to AskUpgoat 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 20:39:01 ago (+7/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

(1) Fake and gay
(2) Demons (Satanic Ritual Abuse)
(3) Beings from outer space

Upgoat is a very educated forum as such I am curious what you think. The notion of aliens fascinates me because in answering the question you're really answering the nature of reality.
- If they are demons, then it's a Good versus evil (Jesus versus Lucifer).
- If they are beings from outer space then the next question is how that impacts our understanding of religion and life, the universe, etc...
- If they are fake and gay then...I suppose it's irrelevant to the NWO and totalitarian regime's controlling our lives

If you could definitely know if aliens exist (or what capacity they exist) then you would be able to understand the nature of our universe and man's place in it.


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[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 20:47:14 ago (+1/-0)

Fake and gay. I think any sightings are tricks using holograms and AI for future power grabs using fear to gain control.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:08:05 ago (+0/-0)

jins is a more likelly explanation than demons in regards to #2

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:14:16 ago (+2/-0)

From anudda dimension. Not space. They have a base near the bermuda triangle. I think they very well could be the fallen angels.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:14:39 ago (+3/-0)

Keep in mind if “aliens” are fake and gay, you don’t have to worry about “aliens.” But you do have to worry about the enemies who are faking it. Why are they doing it? What do they hope to accomplish? Why are they gay?

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

because we're really dumb, and it's what we'd believe.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:00:15 ago (+0/-0)

Project Blue Beam.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

So what you're saying is... we're fucked.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:22:15 ago (+2/-0)

They need to stop eating people's pets.
Also, they need to be thrown into the oven.

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:24:46 ago (+4/-0)

They rape children sometimes their own. Totally not worth the tacos and burritos. They listen to shitty music and fuck up the neighborhood. But they hate niggers, so there is that.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:46:06 ago (+3/-0)

Humans are an alien hybrid. Accounts for our mental to physical incongruity.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 05:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

I had the same idea. Royalty were obsessed with preserving their bloodline because alien DNA is sparse.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 21:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

2

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 22:07:18 ago (+1/-0)

The Annunaki we're, still are? real in my opinion.
The stories were written down before the inventions of monotheistic organized religions, and intuition tells me they are based on fact, not fantasy.

The religions that followed have all been an attempt at covering up our true history. Re tellings of the original true stories, to shift religion to a single god, which only the priests have access to.

Does Anu return once in a while to clean up their mess?

Why is it that jews worship a fallen angel described as a serpent? Remember their most common vocal sound...

How do so many cultures around the world invent the same supposed mythical being.
Dragons were real, there is no other explanation.
Humans worshipped them, feared them, served them, killed them...

Where did they come from? Will they return, and what will they do?
Those are probably the most important questions.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:42:22 ago (+1/-0)

The Annunaki stuff and Emerald Tablets I always thought very interesting. Its said they made us to mine the gold on this planet. Gold is highly valuable and we keep it all safe for them.

[ - ] MrPancake 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 13:26:51 ago (+1/-0)

Or they were early white chads walking around sharing tech with lesser races in return for labor.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:06:24 ago (+0/-0)

For a space faring race, gold isn't rare. The earth has tons of gold but it's locked in the core. Asteroids don't have that density stratification and can yield tons of gold and other "rare earth" metals. It's in the name because in space they're not so rare.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 22:10:54 ago (+0/-0)

(Serious replies only.)

how is this not an invitation to make the most non-serious post an upgoat user can think of.

[ - ] TheodoreKent 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 22:28:35 ago (+0/-0)

Ohohoho no 4th oPtIon for people who believe something else

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 22:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

We’re talking about reptilian jews, right?

[ - ] Trope 1 point 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:13:46 ago (+1/-0)

The lack of Faster Than Light travel really makes this a challenge.

Absolutely no doubt other life forms can exist. Though even if we could pierce out into space, we’d only see the worlds of ancient times. And even to many of them, the Earth could still appear as a hot molten world.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 01:08:04 ago (+2/-1)

Think of our physics one hundred thousand years ago. Now imagine a civilization billions of years old.

We don't know anything

And most people don't even know what we do know.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 07:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

Again as he gazes in the mirror,self is the only a audience.........

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

Some high ranking guys said they don't come from deep space. They come from another dimension.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:27:23 ago (+0/-0)*

(4)You ain't awake yet.
Interdimensional

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I've held all those opinions at one time or another. Now I think it's navel gazing. When I'm face to face with one, I'll start thinking about it again.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 7 monthsSep 18, 2024 23:59:53 ago (+0/-0)*

There are so many opportunities for life in the universe there must be something else.

Even Mars has an underground ocean six miles below the surface. There is bacteria that lives in your microwave.

The universe might be far older than we thought, based upon Web, and new theories. 87 billion years, may have been the number.

Regardless of what is in the universe there can still be a creator.

It is such a big place, and there may be other universes as well.

The can be great good and great evil, certainly those that think they are God, do the most evil.

There's also the possibility that visits may be descendants viewing the past. We know so little of how reality works. We know according to theories from physics that time is a loaf and all slices exist simultaneously

If there were advanced life it would probably visit - people will travel around the Earth to see what's there. If you could travel and see life on another planet wouldn't you? We're literally trying to find life on Mars and visit it.

A lot of claims are fraud though, so you have to be skeptical.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:10:26 ago (+0/-0)

i think the answer is all three. they are aliens, but throughout human history they have been known as demons. we even have a holiday for them. halloween. bigfoot. witches, warlocks, ghouls and goblins. i think they run the world. but i think they may have just lost control.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

True aliens, as in lifeforms from outer space would be impossible to miss.

To cross the void requires a will to survive so immense that it is borderline beyond comprehension.

You would know if aliens were here, it would be as unmistakable as the Moon crashing into the Earth.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 00:35:51 ago (+1/-1)

2. Literal demons recontextualized for the fake and gay space age.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 02:44:48 ago (+0/-0)

There is no need for them to be from outer space, dimensions dear boy.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 05:22:13 ago (+0/-0)

What do racist asians fear?

A: ARIENS!

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:01:01 ago (+0/-0)

You mean Aryans?

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 07:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

j-o-k-e

a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:26:37 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay. To an extent.

Pretty sure they've discovered unknown bacteria in space before, so if that's true, then yes there is "alien life" out there.

But "aliens" like people generally think of aliens, no I doubt it, unless they're in some far flung region of space that humans will likely never know about.

Let's be real, if there were some advanced alien species that actually visited Earth, you'd know about it. Just like if a god existed, there would be zero doubt.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite conspiracy theory is that Antarctica isn't a continent, but a belt. The actual equator. And on the other side is a more advanced civilization.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 12:26:59 ago (+1/-0)

A little off topic but someone pointed out here or on Gab that in the last two decades or so, with the proliferation of smartphones with cameras built in and the vast amount of imagery taken on these millions and millions of camera phones, there has been zero increase in the number if high quality photos of UFO's
I never believed in aliens, demons maybe.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 02:39:20 ago (+0/-0)

These little smart phones provide all the entertainment we need so there is less incentive to be filming the sky.

Also, they lack optical zoom which you’ll want for filming small objects in the sky.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 12:55:42 ago (+0/-0)

Look into the Fermi Paradox. Likely their are other civilizations out there but much like ours are destroying themselves. You also have to account for space in general. Radiation is going to be a huge problem. Going near the speed of light or exceeding it, pebbles could pierce a hull. Even at light speed travel distances are so vast you would need a ship that could essentially be it's own world where people live, procreate and die on it when heading to the destination. Just because a planet seems to support life doesn't mean it'll support you. Not to mention unknown microbes and such that could kill. Ultimately I believe there's other conscious species out there but they're going to face the same problems as us which frankly are insane.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 15:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Demonic interdimensional entities