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It's been years since the last time I saw a cat in real life.

submitted by bosunmoon to Cats 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:59:00 ago (+4/-2)     (Cats)

They're furry serpents sent by our lizard person overlords to spy on and disrupt human activities.
I just thought it was a bit odd that nobody I know has a cat.


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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:36:54 ago (+2/-0)

I want a cat. I want a maine coon cat. A big fluffy bear cat. I want to feed him raw meat so he grows super large. I'm just worried that being inside won't be enough for him and he will run away and get stolen or killed if I let him in the back yard.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

Maine coon will eat the Haitian.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:38:44 ago (+1/-0)

They do well as outdoor cats. Some house cats are sufficiently domesticated for indoor living but I would say that Maine Coon cats are too smart and active to be kept indoors.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

I had a Maine coon I found as a stray. When I found him, he was so malnourished I thought it was a female kitten/adolescent. I took him to the vet and nope, he was a ~5 year old male. After eating normally for a few months, he doubled in size to over 20 pounds. He was indoor/outdoor and stayed mostly in the backyard if I let him out. They're very vocal and loyal. Best cat I ever had!

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

He'd come back...they're loyal, almost like dogs.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but I would buy a beautiful cat from a breeder and he would be stolen by a nigger.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:14:40 ago (+1/-0)

Cats are reptiles. Its why they hiss.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 04:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

I miss cats and dogs.

I fucking hate apartments.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 00:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

I saw a cat back in the spring.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

Haitians got em.

But you could just go to any poor town and find a bunch of strays.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

I Like HP Lovecraft's idea that they have their own planet etc

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 13:37:02 ago (+1/-0)

His was a little nigger.