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30 things Americans consider normal but no one else understands

submitted by paul_neri to America 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 04:43:16 ago (+1/-3)     (www.msn.com)

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/30-things-americans-consider-normal-but-no-one-else-understands/ss-BB1lTExG?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=HCTS&cvid=034633cf2e274bc4b0610930dc454345&ei=34#interstitial=6



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[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 08:23:43 ago (+0/-1)

Can't open the article. MSN is fucked up. You should archive MSN articles for reading.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

Thinly veiled anti American propaganda the cunts at the Atlantic council generate.
THey should focus on learning the difference between hanging and lynching

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 09:01:40 ago (+2/-0)

Queeri is NOT normal, and nobody understands him

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:06:31 ago (+3/-0)

They're used to far less toilet water

I thought you people were supposed to be the “environmentalists” and saving the planet from evil Americans.

Driving incredibly long distances

Australians.

Having under the sink garbage disposal units

What do you people do, then, just throw it away in bags?

Root beer is an acquired taste.

I doubt this, though I know Swedes who say it tastes like bubble gum, which is baffling.

Service staff being so friendly

You mean they’re WORSE elsewhere?

the idea of eating sweet things for breakfast would appall a lot of people overseas. This doesn't apply to the pastry-loving Europeans, though

Oh, then they’re not people.

There is an unreserved and open nature to the majority of Americans that tends to see chit-chats with strangers result in a rather familiar tone pretty quickly.

You mean people are MORE insular elsewhere?

Wearing shoes in homes

This literally does not happen. Hollywood is not real.

A team of hype merchants shaking pom-poms and shouting before a sporting event? It's a mystery to many

Girls used to lack penises, so I can see where Europeans wouldn’t understand the appeal.

Americans have to hold their hands up. 'Entrées' is a French word. So there's no claiming it otherwise.

Boot. “Table this matter.” Chips. Flat.

No, we can claim it otherwise.

Pharmacies basically being supermarkets

Maybe if you hadn’t abandoned your colonies you’d have the land to do this.

The culture of downing brewskis from these colourful disposable containers is not something a non-American will be familiar with.

Nor any Americans who haven’t built their lives on Hollywood.

Yet nowhere drinks as much as the country that invented modern coffee culture.

Not even in the top ten per capita…

Putting so much sugar in bread

I’ve made my own from scratch for years, so I couldn’t speak to this.

An obsession with national flags

OY VEY GOYIM YOU HAVE TO DESTROY YOUR RACE AND CULTURE BY ABANDONING ANY CONNECTION YOU HAVE TO ANYONE ELSE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE VICINITY LOOK I POSTED A NIGGER SALUTING BY THIS IMAGE SO THEREFORE THE NIGGER IS AMERICAN

Dates starting with the month not day

Yes, because saying “It’s fifteenth November” makes so much sense.

Free soda refills

Very true. The TGI Friday’s in Dublin is the only place in Ireland that does this.

Having so much ice in drinks

What, you want us to be fatter? That’s to keep the cost down.

Bills being all the same color

Literally showing a picture of bills that are different colors.

Commercial breaks being so frequent

That’s what jewish ownership does to you.

Prescription medication commercials

“Ask your doctor if Kyllurself is right for you.”

Big food portion sizes

It’s honestly insane.

Expensive healthcare

You’re fucking welcome for subsidizing your costs for the last 60 years, you ungrateful communists.

Having hardly any public transport

Not going to apologize for not allowing the government to dictate our movement.

A lack of polite niceties

Why should I waste my time.

Tax generally not factored into price tags

We don’t view taxes as a necessity.

The sports

You all watch soccer. You don’t get to complain.

Retaining the imperial system

Go divide a meter into thirds and then come back to me whining about my superior measurement system.

Tipping everyone

That’s a city thing.

Having such a low vacation allowance at work

Again, you’re welcome for subsidizing your lifestyle. When we stop, try to starve quietly.