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Hitman World of Assassination

submitted by __47__ to gaming 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:10:10 ago (+3/-1)     (gaming)

Hey goats. I know a lot of us aren't big on spending time on games. However if you get a chance and have the time check out the latest Hitman. I don't tend to shill for games but here's some highlights.

A target is a berg that is using his financial powers to destabilize a country.

A target is part of mossad and he wears a creepy mask similar to Halloween.

Two targets are niggers that literally steal culture by raising sites and stealing ancient artifacts.

One target is a communist from Russia. Responsible for multiple war crimes.

There was a nigger character the developers introduced but got pulled almost immediately due to fan reaction. She basically knew better than Diana and 47. You know the all knowing nig. Backlash was so bad the dev team just yoinked her out.

I truly feel the dev teams knows to an extent.

The game plays like chess. You can accomplish all your goals without changing your suit. Each mission has multiple challenges which can be downright hilarious and also devious.


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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:28:08 ago (+2/-0)*

I truly feel the dev teams knows to an extent.

No. They don’t.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

Requested page could not be found. Diverted me to daytime fireworks?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

Imgur needs to be shut the fuck down. Fixed.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:20:48 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks man. Ya I get that. Always hated it cause it's a Swedish team. You and I are gonna be at odds but agree in the end. They put that there to cover their ass. They shouldn't have to as IOI is now independent. Statements like those drive me away from gaming.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:48:32 ago (+1/-0)

To be fair, I enjoyed all three games. I just pirated them. Because fuck paying for my own genocide.

The team isn’t aware of anything; they’re the bog standard milquetoast “useful idiots” used to promote communism everywhere. It’s just that “the left” is allowed to support the causes that appear to be against “The Man.” In doing so, they support dune coons (solely to get them into white nations to slaughter whites)… and muslims hate Israel+IDF+Mossad… so these wine aunt “leftists” are allowed to talk about things like Mossad in genericized terms because they genuinely believe “everyone is exactly equal.”

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 14:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

I see your point. However I've yet to play another game that is tongue in cheek about the powers that be. You've played it. You know how it ends.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was clever because aside from their Turkroach office, they probably employ more white men than most developers.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

For sure. Main protagonist white as you can get. His support system, white as you can get. Introduced a black character and poof she disappears.