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submitted by Smedleys_Butler to Memes 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 15:09:37 ago (+49/-0)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:04:08 ago (+0/-1)

Flag of surrender

Interesting fact: when a flag is flown upside down, it is an international signal of distress.

Notice: the British flag is always in a a state of distress. Ambiguous in its homosexuality, famous Britannia.

White flag does not mean surrender.

White flag means there are no more niggers.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:18:31 ago (+0/-0)

The Irish in me makes up, and the story's not over

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve noticed your music posts over the past couple of days and there is one thing I know for sure, you and I can never attend the same party.

Yes, this is your post so I will put my boots back on and leave your domicile without making a ruckus………., this time.

Understand, some fuckheads (me) find some other fucktards (you) insufferable to the point of calling bad names and other sorted behaviour.

If I pleaded with you to kill yourself, would you politely decline or comply?

Rhetorical

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 04:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

The reverse is true. The flag can never be flown in distress because we will never surrender to man. Surrender to Jesus Christ our Lord for the glory of God and the English Empire.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:11:09 ago (+0/-0)

Oooooooh now do China

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

The place would collapse

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 16:11:35 ago (+1/-0)

Reminds me of the time I was hanging with an old hippy who spiked the governor's ball with acid. He offered me an old copy of treasure Island and chocolate milk

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 16:59:22 ago (+1/-0)

This could be a movie plot.World gets so bad that, every time you can document saving a life, you get to kill someone scott free.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:40:47 ago (+3/-0)

That's like my idea for improving both drivers AND pedestrians.

You give one driver, and only one, "The Ultimate Driver", total power to be judge, jury and executioner, and shoot and kill any pedestrian/bicyclist who fucks up and pisses him off, on the spot, DRT, no appeals, no questions asked.

This would be balanced by "The Ultimate Pedestrian", who would have the same power to kill fucked up drivers.

There would be only one of each at any time, but nobody would know who it was , because it would come around randomly, and be assigned like jury duty. You'd get a text message, saying something like:
"For the next 24 hours YOU are the "Ultimate Driver", with the unquestioned power of life and death over all pedestrians. Tell no one. Use this power wisely."

Just the knowledge that somewhere out there every day is a driver or pedestrian with the unquestioned power to kill you on the spot if you're fucked up, would be enough to get most people to tighten up their shit. Especially if there is a website with running tally of drivers/pedestrians "corrected".

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

This is hilarious. I had a friend who believed that drunk driving shouldn't be a crime. If someone wanted to drive drunk, they would put a blue flashing light on the car to tell everyone else to get the hell out of the way.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:55:27 ago (+0/-0)*

My way would almost put the cops out of business. You wouldn't need them anymore, except maybe for cleanup.
That's why they'll never do it. It would break the whole system.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 17:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

I'm just trying to go on a date with PJ Harvey. She may have infiltrated my work place once

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 2 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 04:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

That flag built the modern world in which everybody wants to live in.

Fun fact that flag is made up of three different Christian crosses.

Including St George right smackdab in the middle. 🙋‍♂️

God was with us when we created the modern world the same way that God was with David.

I would love to see the math on that hundred million figure.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 05:00:34 ago (+2/-0)

Well said

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:28:53 ago (+3/-0)

"...we could kill another 100 million people before our net impact was negative."

Great. When do we start. "Well begun is half done."

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 21:13:20 ago (+0/-0)

Those are rookie numbers. About that many retards die from falling every year. We need at least 2 billion for a good start.