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Bet This Wagie Ran Back To His Cagie After This (You Won't Believe What Happens!!1)

submitted by Kozel to wagies 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 19:38:00 ago (+20/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jvsh1z.mp4



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[ - ] Trope 5 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 19:39:47 ago (+5/-0)

Fucking Santa Claus leaving his shit around the neighborhood.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 19:41:12 ago (+4/-0)

He’s a deerversity hire

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 19:49:53 ago (+3/-0)

I see what ya did deer...

[ - ] Trope 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 20:00:51 ago (+1/-0)

Needed these comments. Humor and good cheer were starting to stagnate.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 20:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

That would be a funny show. The joys of modern diversity but with deer. Deer sneakily taking over the office. Or apartment buildings. Deer grooming gangs.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 06:15:28 ago (+5/-0)

ive got a question.

whiny cunts who call people 'wagies' - how, exactly, do you survive?
if youre gonna tell me youre homesteading.... who paid for the homestead and everything in it? you? so you were a wagie once? no? Inherited it? Cool (i dont care, but you didnt pay for it)
If youre gonna tell me youre a drug dealer or finding other less than savory means to survive that would get you otherwise fucked over or require you to fuck over others... ok, bully for you, but your drug dealing ass should probably keep their fucking mouth shut before they get doxxed and swatted.
If youre what 99% of people who use the word 'Wagie' are, retarded 'communist' progressives with dyed hair and forehead tattoos.... how the fuck do you know what 'wagies' actually do if youve never had one and will never have one, you NEET cunt, GET A FUCKING JOB.

[ - ] Volf 1 point 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 11:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, are these people all just super rich investment bros looking down on everyone else or are they loser NEETs living with mom and dad? The ambiguity I think works in their favor as I suspect it's more likely the latter. And also where do you draw the line? Are they talking about cops, firemen, RNs, or skilled tradesmen? Many of those people make well over 100k per year. Or is it just the fast food/retail workers they're mocking?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 17:35:43 ago (+0/-0)

I sold weed in high school and afterwards I was a wagie + working cash as illegal taxi driver and hawking second hand stolen goods while going to college, but then I started a business and stopped doing those things. Its not all sunshine and bumblebees though, I don't know if my clients will be there tomorrow and its perpetually scary. I've gotten really close a number of times to doing jobs that would pay me for a whole day less than I make in two hours. I don't think anybody would hire me to be a wagie doing what I do independently because I'm a self taught retard with zero certifications, credentials, degrees, or specialties who combines an assortment of skills into a sellable service.

Also I don't think I've used this word outside of this post and if you consider the title it is designed to invoke the type of feeling you would get from a typical wagie post but then to surprise the viewer with the unexpected rendering the aforementioned expectations void.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 23:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

At least the homeowner finally got his deer trap delivered from amazon.

[ - ] rando 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 20:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

There goes dangus' guest off his basement.

[ - ] PORTforceOne 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 21:14:59 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 21:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

Surprise bitch!

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 01:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently the UPS guy antlered nothing about approaching a door with bushes growing all the way up to the porch.