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Update: OK Goats, I applied to all the entry level positions at this gas station chain. Let's see how long it takes go get an interview.

submitted by Master_Foo to TellUpgoat 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 17:03:41 ago (+15/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tenihn.jpg

The form was basically a cookie cutter questionnaire.
Not much room to make myself stand oyt.
I just pretended I am a high school grad with no previous job experience.
The job description says minimum age limit is 21, so I said I'm 21.
Clicked "Caucasian" on demographics.

Let's see what happens.

@FreeinTx


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[ - ] puremadness 7 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 17:25:32 ago (+7/-0)

Retail team skils include staring angrily at customers until they figure out the self checkout machine is oh my god like right there.

[ - ] Monica 5 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 19:14:08 ago (+5/-0)

And it's omg turned off for no reason at all and nobody in the store knows how to plug it back in.

True story: I was at a gas station and they couldn't figure out why their register wasn't working. I saw the plug was unplugged and plugged it in for them. They thought I was a damn genius or something. I mean I am a genius or something but still.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 23:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

You can run around your whole life pretending everythings ok but eventually you're standing there with a candy bar wondering how society has fallen so far.

[ - ] letsgetit 2 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 20:23:42 ago (+2/-0)

Assistant Manager only makes a dollar more? Rather not have that headache

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 8 monthsSep 30, 2024 02:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

It's a H.N.I.C. position. It only deserves an extra $40 a week. You're basically the most reliable retard at that point

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 21:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

might as well head to buc-ee's