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Conclusion of Experiment: I lost Goats! I said it I would get a response for my application to a gas station within 24 hours of applying... It took 26 hours.

submitted by Master_Foo to TellUpgoat 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:30:53 ago (+3/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

@Gowithit
@FreeinTX
Go ahead and gloat I lost by two hours!
Just got a text message asking if I could interview tomorrow at 11:00.
Regardless, it seems that the claims of "going weeks/months" without any results is bullshit.

I declare this experiment ended.


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[ - ] iSnark 3 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:38:26 ago (+3/-0)

So you were not even qualified to work at a gas station! GOT IT!


Regardless, it seems that the claims of "going weeks/months" without any results is bullshit.

This is one of the WORST job markets I've encountered! EVER!

Seriously, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:45:31 ago (+0/-1)

I literally got an interview for a job before I would have even had to buy milk.

If you can't get a job, you are probably a worthless human being who thinks he's a special snowflake.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:52:31 ago (+1/-1)

KYS! The rest of us don't live in a trailer park! We have bills to pay! There is no way in hell to support a family on a gas station job! YOUR faggot ass needs to take that gas station job, and try and make ends meet! Then come back & talk to us! DUMB ASS!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:59:12 ago (+0/-0)

The alternative to making $14.00 an hour as a gas jockey is making $0.00 an hour complaining about how you are too special.

YOUR faggot ass needs to take that gas station job, and try and make ends meet!
My "faggot ass" is a retired programmer. I don't need to do jack shit son!
Your faggot ass is the one complaining about how you are too good for honest work.
At least you have your mom's basement.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 22:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

AGAIN, GO FUCK YOURSELF! I OWN my own home!

Ok Boomer! You lucked out by virtual of your age! If you had been born 10 to 15 years later, you'd have a very up close & personal perspective on what the rest of us are dealing with! So, don't sit on your high horse and tell me, what it's like in the job market! I hope the upcoming financial depression strips you of everything you have, so that you can accept that gas station job for real!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2024 00:12:01 ago (+0/-1)

I OWN my own home!
No you don't.
Don't lie.

So, don't sit on your high horse and tell me, what it's like in the job market!
If you apply to a gas station, you will get an invitation to an interview in 26 hours.
It's better than nothing.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:33:14 ago (+0/-0)

Heard something intersting... If you lie and say you have another job during the interview they give you more money. Clown world.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:52:09 ago (+1/-0)

I heard that if you're Old, Male, and white, nobody gives a fuck about you, in that magic kingdom, that is HR!

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:49:48 ago (+1/-0)

So, the place you applied is looking for a white guy?

To me, that makes sense. Hire a nigger and you'll have a leakage problem in a week.

Maybe I'm missing context.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

The only problem you have is thinking the leakage will take a week to start! AS SOON as you leave the nigger by himself you'll have a leakage problem! If you can afford a few hundred bucks it might be interesting to see how long it takes the mighty negro!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

I've been to Colorado Springs a few times. It seems like a fairly "White" area. So, they probably don't think about it much.

[ - ] beece 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:59:16 ago (+0/-0)

Hmmm, you must have told them that you're jewish and hate whites right upfront poo-foo?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:25:04 ago (+0/-0)

I have a story:

oldest applied to pizza place got interview got told we'll call you got an email the next day blah blah thanks for yuor interest blah

fast forward a few weeks we were on the bus i heard some nigger behind me talking about her "what had happened" at the job she just lost at the same pizza place. Then the moment of gold I only worked there for two weeks. The same time period. They chose some nigger bitch with warrants (also mentioned in her story) over my sweet normal looking warrantless child.

asked the oldest if she wanted to stop by and rub it in but she said no. I would have. Just like when mcdonalds stood her up for an interview then I applied got the job and didnt show up. Fuck them. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -2 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:32:01 ago (+0/-2)

I don't believe you.
Your kid was probably saying stupid shit in the interview like "I'm too good to make pizzas".
Cope and seethe.

oldest applied to pizza place got interview got told we'll call you got an email the next day blah blah thanks for yuor interest blah
If you don't get hired on the spot in an interview, that means you are a shithawk.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:34:00 ago (+0/-0)

her only sin is that she doesnt look like me or shanquia the felon.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -2 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:41:15 ago (+0/-2)

Shaniqua the felon is motivated by the conditions of her parole which require her to maintain employment.
Your kid doesn't want to work.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 22:08:04 ago (+0/-0)

Classic Boomer mentality! Pampered all your life, not having to deal with the shit WE deal with, and, no empathy for the shit show WE inherited from YOU!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

anyone gets a interview.

also please update in case of the nevermind we changed our mind the day of message.

I declare this experiment failed.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:27:18 ago (+0/-0)

That wasn't the terms of the challenge you created.
https://files.catbox.moe/7g4m89.jpg
I met the terms you posted.
The 24 hour limit was a limit I imposed upon myself.

Stop acting like getting a job is so difficult.
When this challenge started, I was cooking a pork roast.
I haven't even finished the leftovers and I have an interview.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

"if you cant get a job in 24 hours youre a loser"- M.foo

is what you said to op. Original challenge

no job no winnie.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:36:12 ago (+1/-0)

You understand that I'm not actually looking for a job, right?
I'm a retired programmer.
I'm not going to go work at a gas station to settle an internet argument.

I lost by 2 hours.
Take the win.
Then realize I beat your tweeker kid by weeks.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

win I did.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

OK, well, if I lost, then your kid lost.
You raised a loser.
Go tell her how disappointed you are.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 22:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

im more disappointed in everyone else.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

so you're getting a promotion? good deal, you deserve it.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 22:15:27 ago (+1/-0)

His Candy-Ass worked the majority of his career prior to IT being destroyed by the government! He'd be singing a different tune, if he had started his career 10-15-20 years later! When the cocksuckers deluted our earning power by outsourcing and adopting H1-B's to drive down the wages in IT!