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Joke. A man and woman are lying in bed.

submitted by HelenHighwater to Jokes 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 17:58:16 ago (+23/-0)     (Jokes)

A man and woman are lying in bed at night, and the wife asks the husband, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"
To which the husband replies "I guess so".
Irritated, the wife asks "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
The husband thinks for a minute and says "Probably"
The wife then asks, with gritted teeth, "Would you let her use my golf clubs"
Without a second of hesitation the husband replied "No."
Relieved, but confused, the wife asks "Why not?"
To which the husband responds "She is not left handed"


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[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 02:04:56 ago (+2/-0)

Lol imagine being married to a dyke who plays golf

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 19:13:10 ago (+6/-0)

LOL. He must have been a boy scout. Always prepared. He has her replacement already waiting, just in case.

Good old joke Helen.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 00:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

Two is one and one is none.