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This one makes me smile. HAHAHA

submitted by deleted to funny 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 19:31:35 ago (+70/-3)     (funny)

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[ - ] BloodyComet 15 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 19:55:44 ago (+15/-0)

I hope someone stole his shoes.

[ - ] registereduser 6 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:34:14 ago (+6/-0)

Those are jailhouse shoes. Many niggers have worn that one pair. Only another nigger would steal them from the nigger who stole them from jail.

[ - ] con77 4 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:39:53 ago (+4/-0)

Came here to say that

[ - ] eongoat 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 07:58:58 ago (+3/-0)

Literally the Idiocracy shoes

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 19:40:11 ago (+8/-0)

nigga got left behind!

[ - ] con77 11 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:38:53 ago (+11/-0)

In the 3rd grade

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 21:03:37 ago (+3/-0)

Well that's when he became a father and did the right thing by getting a job and taking care of his family.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 00:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

in the queue when god was handing out brains.

[ - ] TheNoticing 8 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:24:02 ago (+8/-0)

It's so fucking stupid it thinks trying to keep up with the train like the (fake) T-1000 is gonna do something.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

Never saw any nigger terminators in the movies.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 12:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. These creatures have no forethought.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 14:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

The European models have neural net processors.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:25:40 ago (+7/-0)

That nigger was having trouble understanding what in the fuck just happened, it took a few seconds for it's brain to kick in, by that time the wheels were turning.

[ - ] con77 12 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:39:27 ago (+12/-0)

"Brain"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 00:33:39 ago (+4/-0)

pretty sure in this case its analogous with 'muhdik'

the pause was the fucker was confused why he was getting a boner.

[ - ] TALKLOL 7 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 21:19:06 ago (+7/-0)

Looked like he was trying to intimidate the guy in white. Would like to see more of the video.

[ - ] yesiknow 9 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 22:25:55 ago (+10/-1)

That's the predator look they give before they demand and grab.

Truly hostile monkey reaction to the train that challenged him.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:11:51 ago (+6/-0)

and it was at that moment that Tyrone knew he'd been hoodwinked by a honky.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 02:13:03 ago (+5/-0)

I like to imagine he face planted into a pillar.
...that would have been fucking hilarious.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 4 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:25:08 ago (+4/-0)

Living in the city is so wonderful

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 21:12:25 ago (+4/-0)

Unfortunately it was probably a nigger that shoved him

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 10:33:01 ago (+1/-0)

slow it down. well dressed with nice shoes

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:18:56 ago (+1/-0)

I did slow it down. You think niggers dont have nice shoes?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 00:04:15 ago (+4/-0)

The subway floor is getting really dirty from filthy nigger paws

[ - ] Love240 3 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 19:33:02 ago (+3/-0)

🤣

[ - ] registereduser 3 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 20:32:43 ago (+3/-0)

That nigger just got out of jail and stole the shoes from there.

[ - ] PORTforceOne 2 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 23:22:02 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe fake and gay

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 09:38:06 ago (+2/-0)

WHY cant niggers just all DIE?????????

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 23:26:19 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 00:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

id say good move...

but youd kind of want to hope either you or that dude isnt a regular passenger on that train line.

nek minit theres a carriage full of his homies with that poor fuck smack bang in the middle of it.

[ - ] eongoat 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 08:00:21 ago (+1/-0)*

White man train faster than nigger. had to watch it multiple times.

also in the background, the white sign says Grange Blanche (White Barn).
Probably the dark blue line on this map?
https://parisbytrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/paris-metro-map-2019-10.pdf

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

You're holding up the subway nigger!

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsOct 5, 2024 22:57:19 ago (+1/-1)

Sesame Street wasn't enough.
Dude runs beside a train and you nut on yourself

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 15:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

That was Mighty White of him, not throwing the nigger under a train.
Room for improvement but a good start. 👍🏻👍🏻

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 16:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

Was the nigger harassing the girl?