Fargo has much larger kangaroos……, it’s true! If you don’t believe me just ask a jew…
A kike would only lie unlike i who only tells the truth on Sunday…, so anyway
I’m walking past this ten foot kangaroo in downtown Fargo when a skylark lands on the brim of my hat and asks “why don’t you fight that marsupial…, coward?
That bird called me chicken so I balled up my frozen fists inside my wooden mittens and I challenged that giant kangaroo to a game of pool….i
Kangaroo walks into a bar and says “a round for me and my cold friend, thanks.”
Turns out that 12 foot kangaroo was nothing like the nigger I was expecting him to be, …in North Dakota in February..
if its only a two foot fence these things are jumping at or over its a good day. its when its your car when youre doing 80kmh it becomes an issue... last 6 months ive copped... numerous kangaroos (not wallabies around here) deer a couple of echidna which was odd never seen one of them on a road, wombats, at least one of which was a fucking little cunt, every time i tried to drive around him the fat fuck would just head into the headlight beam again and wobble around in front of me. and in summer these little white owl things have a habit of sitting on the road instead of trees.
oh and duckies! ducks be the king of the road around here, every second or third day there is about 6 places around here you are guaranteed to have to stop dead to let a bunch of em waddle across the road, only to get to the other side, and fly off somewhere else... but they cool no one hurting them around here.
I've eaten a lot of fresh roo, but never anything bigger than 2m and it's always been fine. Have you actually tried 9ft roo? I am genuinely interested.
As a general rule you dont drive around with high beams on at all where I live because of the large amount of animals.
Kangaroos are such strange animals. They hop around they sit on their tails and kick you and they drown shit. wtf kind of animal is that. That’s like platypus weird
My dog chased 2 of these the other day. I was worried about my dog getting kicked and all the faggots around me are trying to say my dog can give these big kangaroos a heart attack by chasing them.
So they might look big and tough but these giants will die from a mere dog chasing them apparently.
i dont think it really matters what the nigger does, if the roo wants to fuck it up, its gonna fuck it up. youre not running away from that big bastard BUT.... if youre running and its chasing ya, at least its not stopped in front of you and up on its tail kicking the shit out of you. so just run till it gets bored i guess.
not fake. i think its just an odd perspective. theres no 9 foot kangaroos. i mean they are big fuckers. thats legit. i dunno theres no real indication to me that this thing is even that big other than the title anyway. just looks like a long shot of a roo and someone talking a bit of shit about it.
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A kike would only lie unlike i who only tells the truth on Sunday…, so anyway
I’m walking past this ten foot kangaroo in downtown Fargo when a skylark lands on the brim of my hat and asks “why don’t you fight that marsupial…, coward?
That bird called me chicken so I balled up my frozen fists inside my wooden mittens and I challenged that giant kangaroo to a game of pool….i
Kangaroo walks into a bar and says “a round for me and my cold friend, thanks.”
Turns out that 12 foot kangaroo was nothing like the nigger I was expecting him to be, …in North Dakota in February..
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I hope the giant kangaroo makes her go away.
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Most of the stories about this huge kangaroo are from India, for some weird reason.
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Australia is under a deluge of mass Indian immigration now, so I'm hoping reports of giant kangaroos roaming the streets scares them off!
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dont mess with wombogles.
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if its only a two foot fence these things are jumping at or over its a good day. its when its your car when youre doing 80kmh it becomes an issue... last 6 months ive copped... numerous kangaroos (not wallabies around here) deer a couple of echidna which was odd never seen one of them on a road, wombats, at least one of which was a fucking little cunt, every time i tried to drive around him the fat fuck would just head into the headlight beam again and wobble around in front of me. and in summer these little white owl things have a habit of sitting on the road instead of trees.
oh and duckies! ducks be the king of the road around here, every second or third day there is about 6 places around here you are guaranteed to have to stop dead to let a bunch of em waddle across the road, only to get to the other side, and fly off somewhere else... but they cool no one hurting them around here.
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As a general rule you dont drive around with high beams on at all where I live because of the large amount of animals.
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So they might look big and tough but these giants will die from a mere dog chasing them apparently.
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Should the nigger shimmy strait up nearby tree?
Or should the nigger hold the camera firmly for you and me?
Stay tuned for NIGGER MEETS ROO PART DEUX on a website near you!
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i dont think it really matters what the nigger does, if the roo wants to fuck it up, its gonna fuck it up. youre not running away from that big bastard BUT.... if youre running and its chasing ya, at least its not stopped in front of you and up on its tail kicking the shit out of you. so just run till it gets bored i guess.
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