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My extension of the anunnaki story

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 09:12:04 ago (+2/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

So the other Nike story starts with mankind being a bunch of uncivilized idiots running around on the planet and the honunaki came and they create man from the DNA of the monkey people making them a little smarter so they can work the mines to mine gold to save the atmosphere of the anunnaki's home.

But what if what really happened is the people on Earth got to a very high point of civilization developed rockets and everything else and lived in the solar system but then the Earth was wiped out by the 12,500-year-old cyclical thing that apparently happens where the whole Earth's crust slides on the mantle of the earth and it just completely destroys pretty much everything and so the previous advance humans are out there in space they come back to earth after a while and there's pretty much just dumb monkey people left and they may not even look like the annunaki cuz we may have evolved differently. And then the anunnaki just want some fucking gold and they love toying with the petri dish of the Earth which is the monkey people and of course they develop the DNA ability and everything else that we have now back when they developed their space fairing civilization.

And so the annunaki actually were just the previous earthlings that evolved got off the planet before the big mantle slipping Adam and Eve story 12,500-year-old cyclical worldwide disaster that pretty much erases the surface of the Earth and most everything on it.

And maybe needing gold had nothing to do with saving some other planet and that was just the pr they put out there to make it sound real good as to why they had enslaved people. Maybe they just fucking liked gold because gold always retains its value no matter how many times Earth gets destroyed. Who's ever left likes the shiny rare stuff and just continues to want more of it.


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[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 13:34:37 ago (+1/-0)

If you have spaceships, why not mine gold in outer space?

Could never understand why super advanced aliens would need to make slaves to dig holes in the ground.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 15:17:41 ago (+0/-0)*

The annanuki records, thus all translations are propaganda by the rothchilds. Source. They literally own them.

The Adam and Eve story, a story of cataclysms is also a fun read but has no substance beyond believe me bro.

The etch a sketch simulation theory is just as plausible.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 15:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting take.

Are you saying the sumerian tablets are fake though?

Maybe the reason the rothschilds bought them was to keep people from knowing but it leaked out anyway with the internet.

The Adam and eve earth crust story(not bible story) sort of has evidence in geological records.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 17:01:03 ago (+0/-0)

The Adam and Eve Story: The History of Cataclysms

Book by Chan Thomas

Reference to crustal displacement theory was pushed mainstream by this bbook. A decent short read still, all speculation.

I'm saying the people who have done "translations" have only done so at the permission of the Rothchilds who would no doubt have an agenda in anything they published. They do this with school textbooks since like the 1800s.

Its agenda was to push fake and gay space science fiction. Keep the goyim distracted with unreachable dreams and fantasy while you genocide their race into a subservient species of mongols.

So far their plan has worked. High IQ whites are circle jerking to science fiction while society has been eroded to their whims and peak technology has come and passed.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 15:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting take.

Are you saying the sumerian tablets are fake though?

Maybe the reason the rothschilds bought them was to keep people from knowing but it leaked out anyway with the internet.

The Adam and eve earth crust story(not bible story) sort of has evidence in geological records.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

Gold has properties that make it valuable to instantaneous travel between any two points in the universe.

That is why it is aight after.

The anunaki didn't come from earth, but another earth like planet in the universe. The universe is infinite, so they're are infinite earth like planets.

They started out as humans on another planet, developed the technology for light speed space travel, and then spent 100k+ years traveling here and there while stuck in a force free space ship.
Being outside of time atrophies the body.
No heavy lifting... Smaller bodies and frames.
No air to go over your vocal cords... No talky anymore.
No need to reproduce... Genitals shrink up.

Most importantly...
Lots of time to kill?... Play games of civ with planets as the board and your monkey cousins as the pieces.