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Legend says that only a Construction Worker pure of heart may retrieve it

submitted by iSnark to Meme 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 12:06:21 ago (+36/-0)     (img.gvid.tv)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:26:52 ago (+1/-1)

meh, it's one of those locking tapes that you squeeze the bottom of to release. Total noob tool, something fisher-price would put into one of it's games.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:16:57 ago (+1/-0)

What you can't see is Jimmy Hoffa is holding the tape measure.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:10:22 ago (+2/-0)

This could have been a hilarious prank. Last mold for the day. Hey, somebody put Larry's tape measure in it.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 3 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:11:29 ago (+3/-0)

Would've been even funnier if it was a cell phone...

[ - ] dass 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

Horizontal to the corner edge for access to the charging port.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:53:38 ago (+1/-0)

RIGHT! someone could sit on a bench nearby, and make it ring, and watch the insanity ensue!

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 13:28:36 ago (+2/-1)

thats like finding a virgin in catholic girls school

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

Good luck finding a virgin anywhere, maybe that's why we don't hear so much about virgin sacrifices anymore...

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:36:07 ago (+4/-0)

That’s an old Dublin joke - why wasn’t Jesus born on the northside? They couldn’t find a Virgin Mary or three wise men.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:21:19 ago (+1/-0)

This is a despicable jewish rumor. There are still lots of virgins in catholic girls’ schools. Go watch more jewish porn. Apparently thats where you get your notions of catholic girls school.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:36:11 ago (+1/-0)

Degeneracy isn’t cool guy.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 19:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

I bet a bottle of tequila and I could change your mind