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What Columbus discovered

submitted by Sleazy to whatever 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 00:57:20 ago (+46/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wexhuo.mp4



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 00:58:47 ago (+2/-1)

overrated as fuck but i suspect it was old uncle mel trying to sneak one over the plate

[ - ] observation1 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 01:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

What was it?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 22 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 01:44:37 ago (+22/-0)

Apocalypto - Mel Gibson directed it.

brutal as fuck and correctly depcits meso american natives as retarded violent superstitious hobgoblins.

[ - ] NiggerPete 5 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 05:07:40 ago (+5/-0)

Totally fake. These are actors you can tell by their chubbieness. And there should be more blood.Gay

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 9 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 05:17:59 ago (+9/-0)

YOU MEAN COLUMBINES DIDNT BROADCAST DISCOVERING THE WORLD ON A CABLE SPECIAL ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL IN 4K HD? TELL ME YOURE LYING

Shit i thought even jesus had a Sony handicam we just haven't dug it up yet.

[ - ] x0x7 11 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 05:49:09 ago (+11/-0)

You really don't want to be in the blue man group.

[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:09:25 ago (+3/-0)

HAAAAA!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 16 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 06:46:48 ago (+16/-0)*

The most brutal sacrifices were to the god of rain (Tláloc). He asked for children and since the children's tears represented the rain falling on the ground, they were made cry by ripping off their nails before the formal sacrifice.

This is why the Christians started burning all their books, enslaving and converting them by the sword.

Despite their brutality, the Spaniards forbade the slavery of Indians with the Laws of Burgos in 1512, just 20 years after the discovery of America.

But the Europeans are really evil and stuff.

[ - ] Sal_180 -12 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:08:08 ago (+0/-12)

Well, the europeans killed millions of them, so yeah, they were pretty evil

[ - ] Belrial 14 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:16:30 ago (+14/-0)

We just joined them in their game and we were better at it.

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:32:38 ago (+3/-0)

One of my favorite movies

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 08:35:09 ago (+1/-0)

On one hand, everyone wondering how terra preta soil was created... on the other, this.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 14 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 08:51:11 ago (+14/-0)

In other words, violence existed everywhere in the world, but because one group prevailed, they are to blame for all of it. Natives were fiercely proud of their bloody conquests. You don't hear people saying, "Anyone with apache or incan blood has to pay reparations".




I will never apologize for my culture and ancestry. No one should.

[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:10:51 ago (+3/-0)

hear! hear!

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 10:42:57 ago (+2/-0)

Columbus discovered Hispaniola.
If those are Aztec, it would be Cortez who discovered them.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:30:21 ago (+2/-0)

I like the medical accuracy of having your heart pulled out yet still being conscious to look around. LMFAO! If your heart goes, your blood pressure drops to zero and you immediately lose all consciousness.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:42:54 ago (+0/-0)

Personal experience?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

Good movie.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:55:53 ago (+4/-0)

What they left out of the video is the ritualistic cannibalism of the bodies after they were thrown down the stairs of the pyramid.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 14:16:02 ago (+1/-0)

ritualistic cannibalism
Like the bread and wine in Christianity?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:37:49 ago (+1/-0)

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ~ @everychristcuckwhoisremindedthatchristianityisjewish.com

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 12:44:25 ago (+1/-0)

is this one of those diddy parties?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:35:08 ago (+0/-0)

Brown people were genociding themselves then Jewish Christ-Cucks came and stopped them.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 18:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

Noble peace loving indigenous people practicing their cultural values

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 21:12:16 ago (+1/-0)

But shithead Aboriginals with Communist sympathies taught me that they were all civilized and peaceful before the Europeans arrived, definitely nothing like the movie Apocalypto.