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submitted by mikenigger to whatever 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 05:26:50 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/foupu0.mp4



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[ - ] Cunty 11 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:56:39 ago (+11/-0)

More table manners than a bunch of niggers around a water melon.

Truth right there.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 14:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] edmundo 5 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:01:39 ago (+5/-0)

funny dog

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:15:56 ago (+4/-0)

Right after the camera turned off he ate the human

@zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 18:19:17 ago (+1/-0)

@Ragnar...I've been pawed, clawed, jawed and biten but never aggressively, earlier this summer one of my female bears was eating honey out of my hand and for some reason I moved my hand to the side of her mouth and it was a bad move, fucking crushed my finger between her back teeth and she knew it, she stopped short of snipping the end of my finger off...I'm just waiting for this fingernail to fully grow back. Also, note the way a bear eats compared to a dog/wolf, they actually chew their food

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 00:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

Oh man, I’m really worried one of these days a new bear will get too aggressive and your posts will halt...

On another note, that female bear of yours has more self discipline than toddlers who break everything in the house

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 7 monthsOct 26, 2024 18:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

@Ragnar...appreciate the concern but nature and I coexist quite well...the only real tense situation I've ever had in the wild was in a morass, I had a Yellow Boa lunge at me, fucking thing straightened right out mid air and just short of my face, I'll never forget it's fucking open jaw and teeth, if that beast had been 20" longer, or if I was 21" closer I would have been fucked...to your reply, me and the bears get along and I guess it can be stated that we're habituated to each other now after all these years. And yes they are well disciplined, but now I have to deal with 5 fucking cubs next year that are a real handful and require lots of energy. But it's nature and I love it.(them)

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:28:22 ago (+4/-0)

One day that bear will chomp down on some human. Don't mess with wild animals. Beard are not domesticated.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 07:44:48 ago (+6/-0)

Ive got a beard. What are you trying to say? I mow the lawn and shit.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 11:53:45 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, but do you put down the toilet seat when you are done?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 15:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

Toilet seat? I just told you i shit on the fresh grass. Learned it from @conspirologist

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

You guys are funny.

[ - ] the_old_ones 4 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 09:09:51 ago (+4/-0)

One day that bear will chomp down on some human. Don't mess with wild animals. Beard are not domesticated.

one of the news stories they use to teach kids not to feed bears here in canada is the case of an old lady who fed the bear that visited her yard because it was so darn cute.

one day it decided the snacks it was being given weren't enough, so it just leaned over and bit off her face instead.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -1 points 7 monthsOct 26, 2024 18:28:03 ago (+0/-1)

@the_old_ones, everything we've been taught is a lie.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 7 monthsOct 26, 2024 20:11:04 ago (+0/-0)

motherfucker, bears can rip car doors off.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

We won't ever tame bears like we did dogs unless we start somewhere.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:51:05 ago (+1/-0)

What a sweet little cuddle buddy.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:22:46 ago (+0/-0)

Like a big furry doggo, with better manners!