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Liquid Death Canned Water Is Horrible

submitted by Scyber to Rants 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:09:18 ago (+6/-1)     (Rants)

My local dollar tree has them in stock this month so I decided to try 2 flavors - Mango & Lime.
First off, I hate sparkling water. I didn't know their flavored water is sparkling.
Second, they taste like shit. The lime one tastes like a shitty watered down Sprite with a metallic taste even when poured into a glass.
Third, this water gave me a stomach ache and when I googled 'Liquid Death stomach ache' this article from a few weeks ago
popped up. Apparently there are unsafe amounts of PFAS, high chromium and nitrate levels and they're no longer getting their water from the Austrian Alps, but rather a spring in Virginia.

Not to mention the ridiculously high prices they want for a 12 pack which are about $15.

I think this is another goyslop gimmick that won't be around much longer, similar to sodas like Kick, Surge and Jolt.


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[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 10:51:57 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe try a nice mint tea. That shits delicious.

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 08:59:23 ago (+6/-0)

Drinks something named "Liquid Death".

Wonders why belly is upset.


Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:17:47 ago (+5/-0)

I remember drinking surge when I was 12, but it wasn't blessed by judeo-satanists like liquid death is.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 03:47:10 ago (+5/-0)

Two rented sega games, two liters of surge, and Domino's Pizza was Friday night when I was twelve. Maybe throw in Army of Darkness for the fifth time, and that was a pretty great night.

[ - ] autotic 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 05:36:32 ago (+3/-0)

I mean...they put the truth right on the can.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 02:47:01 ago (+2/-0)

What one buys at a dollar tree does not go in their mouth. Save money. buy nothing

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:27:57 ago (+2/-0)

Gawd, all ‘energy’ and ‘health’ drinks are goyslop.

You know you have reached peak maturity when you realize all of you problems are due to not drinking enough water.
Not to say that drinking more water will solve all of your problems, but just that the problems are caused by not enough water.

[ - ] Sal_180 -1 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 02:05:59 ago (+0/-1)

all ‘energy’ and ‘health’ drinks

It's neither

[ - ] Mtsouth 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 13:16:04 ago (+1/-0)

In they're commercial, they hired a witch to summon demons into every can. That should be enough to stay away from it.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 13:19:02 ago (+1/-0)

did not see that commercial and that explains how it tastes.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 16:13:13 ago (+0/-0)

It's a gay internet hype thing, like bacon.
Bacon is just ok. It's a condiment not a real meat. but the internet has trained its retards to froth over it.
Give me ham over bacon any day, and good tap water over aluminum can bullshit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

I tried one and its low quality nasty water. I drink DeerPark or Fiji

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 08:55:46 ago (+0/-0)

agreed.