☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
1

bros, I no longer separate my laundry except towels. After a lifetime of separating undies and socks from shirts...no longer... too much time consuming effort. Please don't be judgmental.

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:09:44 ago (+3/-2)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/c8tag8/are_you_supposed_to_wash_underwear_separately/

My undies tend to be clean unlike @Trumpman1488 's who had an accident when drunk. My socks...not so clean.


22 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:14:36 ago (+1/-0)*

what you do with your laundry, neri, is your personal business. What is that to us? But better to contribute like that than to come here and spread the mass media crap, I would say.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:24:43 ago (+0/-0)

you are an impossible man!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 02:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

at least I'm a man...

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 02:50:54 ago (+1/-0)

I get your jibe...hurtful, damn hurtful and Reported!

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:15:45 ago (+1/-0)

4 categories

Hoodies
Pants
Towels
EverythingElse

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:24:06 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky you your missus does the washing and has to monitor that lot while you're reading the newspaper and drinking coffee!

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:21:17 ago (+1/-0)

did you go through jumpmans underwear drawer?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:22:41 ago (+0/-0)*

Oh you dirty, white boy! No he told us in a post:

can't stay away from the bottle
submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever ago (+13/-3) (whatever)

So i just woke up a few hours ago from a drinking binge i had all night and early this morning. I had puke all over myself and shit in my britches, and my head feels like its full of lead! I never told any of yall im an alcoholic because the trolls would use that against me but this is a plea for help! I think i almost died but from the grace of God Almighty I live to serve him and President Donald J. Trump once again! LOL! I think i thought I was just too manly to get any help because im not a pussy coward like most of you here. I must have downed 24 cans of coors lite and almost a whole bottle of Jack. Lord knows I can drink like no other man, hell, I could out drink even that drunk deadbeat graydragon on a Tuesday morning! Heh. But anyways could anyone recommend a good light beer i should try?


https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=66ef94ad0980f

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

Whites, coloreds, towels and rags.
Nigger wear hoodies.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 03:19:16 ago (+1/-0)

most of my clothes are black or grey or dark blue.
It really doesn't seem to matter anymore.
I like dark color clothes and my socks are black.

Even my Tshirts are gray.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 03:22:06 ago (+1/-0)

mmm I think you'd better take the Rorschach test:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6711ff1ca1df8

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 10:41:56 ago (+0/-0)

already did it, says I'm NORMAL.

Run for your lives, HES NORMAL!!!!!!

Take a good look folks, this is "well adjusted" speaking...

they tried to kill you

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 04:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

Or you can take the next step and just wear your clothes a few times and throw them away. I stopped washing socks long ago when I realized I could buy eight and 10 packs of socks so cheaply that it was barely worth washing them and certainly wasn't worth the time spent

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 19:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

Ok but people with your disposable attitude (no offense), particularly women, are responsible for this:

https://www.newsweek.com/vast-pile-discarded-clothes-desert-big-visible-space-1801944

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 05:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

wash in hot water because superbugs are killed in hot water. It why they want you to wash in cold. Superbugs are way more deadly than the overpopulation cult crazies are saying.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 14:44:46 ago (+1/-0)

I think you should call them underoos instead of undies. This will make you sound more Australian.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 19:17:22 ago (+0/-0)

Real men wear "jocks".

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:51:46 ago (+2/-0)

Laundry is a psy-op, perpetual worries of a loud scent, or worse, the odor of a "New and Improved" Irish Spring, compounded with the maddening thought of choosing the right detergent, or, if you're wearing animal hide, is there enough lard rubbed into the pelt to preserve the fur...these are distractions that consume valuable time, elevate stress levels and contributes to the onset of hives...how does kangaroo hide hold up Paul?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

Dude...I do not believe in killing animals.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 02:14:01 ago (+1/-0)

Well then you had better stay away from cold climate, and I was just fucking around with the lexical Semantics but your reply is "revealing", out of curiousity how did you do with the Rorschach test?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 04:14:30 ago (+1/-0)

There is no way you can avoid killing animals and still exist. It is a sad fact. If you think you're going to avoid killing animals by being a vegetation you're actually going to kill a lot more animals because growing vegetarian food requires the killing of many more field animals that does eating meat from something like a cow.

So if you're going to kill animals to survive anyway like we all have to do then you should concentrate on doing it humanely and go ahead and embrace it.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 18, 2024 06:07:38 ago (+0/-0)

I can tell your conscience is troubled.