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"Oy vey you need a loisence to watch"

submitted by deleted to WTF 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 08:33:26 ago (+43/-0)     (WTF)

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[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 11:45:18 ago (+9/-0)

England is backwards. You block access and open up after they pay.

Want to make sure everybody can use a TV as a means of broadcasting information? Then your shit should be free.

Pick one.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:07:57 ago (+1/-0)

They do it this way to specifically harass people into giving them more money than they could otherwise earn.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 7 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 11:35:25 ago (+7/-0)

"No I don't have a TV. I have a computer monitor."

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

streams BBC broadcast from web browser

FUCK OFF, WANKER!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 10:34:01 ago (+7/-0)

Shoulda pulled a gun on him.
Oh, wait.
Never mind.

[ - ] iSnark 7 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 09:09:37 ago (+7/-0)

Day of the rope~

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 08:41:36 ago (+7/-0)

"Get off my lawn, or I will fucking remove you"

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 11:48:28 ago (+1/-0)

I don't have a TV

smashes flat screen over dumbass's head like a cartoon, wears the TV around his waist

See, told you I didn't have a TV

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

no lawns there, most front doors open straight on to the street where hes allowed to be. hes not NOT allowed to look in the window.... but hes NOT allowed to use what he SEES through the window as well 'probably cause' (for a bill for a tv license) . so he just marks down on his little pad 'not home' and knocks next door... or this funny shit happens and us goats get entertained talking about it for a couple of days.

not kidding this shit is just funny cross cultural shit to me, ive actually lived it :P

[ - ] Moravian 6 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 10:32:12 ago (+6/-0)

Then get your "government" BBC waveforms off my property!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 09:23:41 ago (+6/-0)

Tv license pushers make pedos look like respectable people.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 08:56:05 ago (+4/-0)*

'ive got a sky box'

'prove it!'

*hurls skybox through the window at the 'ministry of housinge cat detector van'

he has to be able to actually prove, that you have that tv, plugged into an antenna, that he has to have seen, and not seen any satellite or cable dishes, somehow see in through the window, and SEE them actively watching BBC1 or BBC2. the simple answer to em is 'ive got sky' 'its not plugged into anything' or 'its called a fookin pleesteetion ye fookin twonk' (quite literally my memory of the ex sister in law flashing fat ugly tits through the window at em. ew.)

just for the record, that guy can sit outside the front of the house and demand all he likes, he does actually have that right. but in the case of tv licenses not only is there literally nothing else he can do and no one else to call who will do anything but laugh, but unless he scarpers pretty fucking quickly and STOP yelling out to neighbors about about 'tv licenses' hes going to end up with things thrown at him from hidden places, like buckets of water, people accidentally waving hoses in the wrong direction, a couple of skateboarding kids breeching their ASBO orders to fuck with him.

while hes yelling everyone else is making sure theyre not in the front room when he knocks, or making sure he sees them leaving (uk housing not like us/aus/canada/nz - if youre bashing on one door, in certain places, anything up to about 50 other houses can directly see and hear what and why, and theres no front yard runoff private/public space, your front door is usually right on the street. especially on estates.

either way he aint calling the cops. theyll laugh too and tell him to move on before he gets sacked for not marking more addresses off his clipboard and earning his hourly. he will get bored, move on, whine at his boss, and get laughed at again.

theyre like the UK version of mormons.... and no one but grandma ever pays. (tv licenses in australia went out in 1960 or something, we had zero cable tv until the 90s/00s)

whoevers filming it is flat out fucking with this old guy who is doorknocking to add a few pennies to his pension fund :P thanks Jobcenter!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 4 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 12:48:46 ago (+4/-0)

hes going to end up with things thrown at him from hidden places, like buckets of water, people accidentally waving hoses in the wrong direction, a couple of skateboarding kids breeching their ASBO orders to fuck with him.

Or just kill him and hide the body.

[ - ] prototype 3 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:02:10 ago (+3/-0)

hide the body.

shortly before someone else shows up and loudly exclaims "oi! do you have a loicense for that unmarked grave!?"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:29:53 ago (+0/-0)*

watch the clip i posted. remember how monty python took the piss out of trannies in a movie 40 years ago? yeah they made fun of 'have you go' a loicense for...' - in pretty much what i posted.

get your dog license, put a line through 'dog' and scribble 'unmarked gravel' - job done. Annni further keweeeeestions can be forwardeeeeeed toooooooooooo... Theeee Minister of 'ousinge, an neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it is spelled correctleeeeee.

(then watch the start of it which takes the piss out of DMV type beauracratic shite you get 40-50 years later on)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:25:57 ago (+1/-0)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan cmon now. its not some big black bastard walking into my house, sitting on my couch and expecting me not to end his life then and there... its an OAP (old and putrid... i mean... old age pensioner, sorry) getting a few extra quid from jobcentre for being the nosey little fucking cunt he always was. hes essentially a harmless old man in the twilight of his 'for the thousandth taaaaaaaaaame, mind your own fookin business reg' career... leave him be. poor old bugger is about to fade away, but at least its not on a street corner.

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 16:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah that's why I've practicly cut out all my ariels apart from the internet from my house.

[ - ] dass 3 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:15:37 ago (+3/-0)

This zog bot could smell her hesitation/ lack of conviction straight away, she needed to be more firm and tell . It is only used for streaming - it does not have BBC on it because it Never receives state broadcasting as it is only set to aux input for streaming.
These zogs are the worst.

[ - ] DieselForever 3 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 12:17:50 ago (+3/-0)

screaming as loud as possible "why are you here supporting peadophiles? I don't want to support peadophiles! Please leave me alone!" would work nicely, especially if you are a woman. It wouldn't be wrong either (slander) because they literally are collecting money for peadophiles.

Sadly, if she had BBC on her TV and the peadophile sympathiser clocked it through the window shes paying the fine. Best to just not watch BBC its shit anyway.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 10:50:07 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy aye awnleywatch Netflix, prime and YouTube!!

Yassss goy continue to watch!

::hand rubbing intensifies::

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 08:45:49 ago (+3/-1)

no bbc joke? since its being recorded might as well.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 19:24:40 ago (+1/-0)

You retard Euro-fags want to tell me we're not different, you're out of your fucking minds.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

They don't understand how dumb their laws can be. Californians who've never lived anywhere else fall in the same category.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:44:16 ago (+0/-0)

they absolutely do understand how fuckin dumb that one is. that woman aint scared in the least, shes fucking with the old guy just like the rest of em do.

the knife thing... yeah dont get me started

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

why would any sane person put up with these sleazy grifter kikes?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:18:27 ago (+0/-0)

I'd imagine the tea taxers were just as obnoxious.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:43:18 ago (+1/-0)*

tea taxers actually destroyed shit.

these guys are basically the government equivalent of erectile dysfunction. its there, it has a purpose which does work if push comes to shove, but most people ignore it entirely or laugh and get on with their day. theyre less of a pain in the ass than your average jehovas witness (who will knock on your door 5-6 times more per year than this old fart)

not kidding, you could set up your tv behind you in the doorway, with a BBC watermark and ads, open the door wide, tell him with a straight face 'i dont have a working tv' and when he points and opens his mouth to say something, slowly close the door in his face, and go about your day. simple and elegant solution. and that old man would get that.... ooooooooooh a lot. "Now, Reginald, you noted here 'has a tv, and watches bbc... how do you know this?" "Wew... cos when 'ee opened ve front door roigh...." "yeees" "eee ad ve tv set up roigh..." "yeeees" "in ve..." "yeeeees.." "uh" regs boss waits till reg opens his mouth to say something, and slowly closes the door in his face... like the 'bbc watcher'

LITERALLY DOING THE JOB IN THERE IN THE HOLE WAGGLING AROUND INNEFECTIVELY - TV LICENSE DEPARTMENT IS GOVERNMENT WHISKEY DICK - taxpayer dollars at work but its more amusing than the shit stuff, and the stuff we pay in taxes that MEANT to be funny.

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:22:18 ago (+2/-1)

Idiot engaged and admitted having a tv. Just ignore them, don't answer the door and they're powerless

[ - ] TerryB 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 16:04:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. Probably admitted to being a person named so and so. The only response to any of his questions should be "I am not authorized to answer questions". And if the trespasses then say "you are not welcomed here, leave now, do not trespass on this land".

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 11:48:53 ago (+1/-0)

Amatuers, Germany has the same shit, but they solved it in one easy step, evey household has to pay TV or not.

(BTW thanks Brtis for bringing this shit to Germany)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

only england still has a tv license. once upon a time it paid for the BBC/ABC/CBC where in commonwealth nations radio and tv government funded stations (same over here in Australia) but when Ads and alternative revenue came in, it just became yet another way for the government to pump cash into what is now nothing but the ministry of information.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 05:00:31 ago (+0/-0)

France is canning it, Italy too, only Germanys is still around with 9 billion € and its not going anywhere, I mean wehre else in the job market will you earn 100% of your salary as a pension and that salary is up too 500k.

Ministry of information that also is a sweet ride, hell I would keep it around if I had a shot to have payday like that.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 09:46:49 ago (+1/-0)

But if you shoot that worm you are the bad guy, smh

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 11:52:15 ago (+1/-0)

shoot as in shoot dead?

nah blow his knee out with a cricket bat, then watch him suffer through the NHS hell full of diversity BBC push him into accepting to invade.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

She needs to knifecrime him.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

I know this is a meme, but I'm 20 years without one and I've never had a visit. Never had angry mail. Nothing. Bought two TVs in that time frame, nothing. The TVs are strictly for my PC and my kids game.

I'm not the only one.

Maybe they target middle class English as an easy mark?

I wouldn't even acknowledge him.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:16:36 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess. These faggot bots don’t do this in nigger paki areas. Goes without saying the chosenites are exempt. Am I warm?

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:10:30 ago (+0/-0)*

Proper answer is:
1). "Thank you for being here debt collector copper" (ie highly conductive. it goes both ways.)

2). "I've paid over $70,000 for this tv and setup."
"Can you pay me in cash today?"

3). "Do not leave the premises until you are able to pay now as representative"

4). "I also accept dick-skin as payment and have a legal knife"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:37:33 ago (+0/-0)

ahem
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALA-"
"sir"
"LALALALALAL-"
"SIR"
"ALALALALALALALALALALAL"
"OY! ... You go' a loi-"
"HELICOPTERRR HELICOPTERRR....."

youre either gonna get jumped because they think youre armed, jumped and sectioned in which case at least you get a warm bed for the night (but might be tied down) or they shake their heads, go 'this cunts mad' and walk away.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 16:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

Oi! You will watch jamals BBC you racist cunt!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 16:38:28 ago (+0/-0)

I’m gonna peel the skin off of your face and wipe my ass with it, and I dont have a loicense for that either!

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 16:08:41 ago (+0/-0)

Alright then seen as you don't really seem to get how the sytem works here she probbably sighned up to a connected sytem like BBC Iplayer that by the law needs a licence to view at home. I paid my licence once when I was living with others and never afterwords and as long ans I don't tune my tellies or torrent recent enough products that can flag me I can never be caught. Granted I just end up watching anime most of the time but I've never had to deal these unfortunate collectors of tax.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 12:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

Hang an 870 out the window

[ - ] albatrosv15 -1 points 8 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:49:44 ago (+0/-1)

Well, in russia it's the law to attack ukraine and in ukraine it's the law to attack russia. might makes right, i guess.