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England is backwards. You block access and open up after they pay.

Want to make sure everybody can use a TV as a means of broadcasting information? Then your shit should be free.

Pick one.

"Get off my lawn, or I will fucking remove you"

Day of the rope~

Shoulda pulled a gun on him.
Oh, wait.
Never mind.

"No I don't have a TV. I have a computer monitor."

Tv license pushers make pedos look like respectable people.

Then get your "government" BBC waveforms off my property!

'ive got a sky box'

'prove it!'

*hurls skybox through the window at the 'ministry of housinge cat detector van'

he has to be able to actually prove, that you have that tv, plugged into an antenna, that he has to have seen, and not seen any satellite or cable dishes, somehow see in through the window, and SEE them actively watching BBC1 or BBC2. the simple answer to em is 'ive got sky' 'its not plugged into anything' or 'its called a fookin pleesteetion ye fookin twonk' (quite literally my memory of the ex sister in law flashing fat ugly tits through the window at em. ew.)

just for the record, that guy can sit outside the front of the house and demand all he likes, he does actually have that right. but in the case of tv licenses not only is there literally nothing else he can do and no one else to call who will do anything but laugh, but unless he scarpers pretty fucking quickly and STOP yelling out to neighbors about about 'tv licenses' hes going to end up with things thrown at him from hidden places, like buckets of water, people accidentally waving hoses in the wrong direction, a couple of skateboarding kids breeching their ASBO orders to fuck with him.

while hes yelling everyone else is making sure theyre not in the front room when he knocks, or making sure he sees them leaving (uk housing not like us/aus/canada/nz - if youre bashing on one door, in certain places, anything up to about 50 other houses can directly see and hear what and why, and theres no front yard runoff private/public space, your front door is usually right on the street. especially on estates.

either way he aint calling the cops. theyll laugh too and tell him to move on before he gets sacked for not marking more addresses off his clipboard and earning his hourly. he will get bored, move on, whine at his boss, and get laughed at again.

theyre like the UK version of mormons.... and no one but grandma ever pays. (tv licenses in australia went out in 1960 or something, we had zero cable tv until the 90s/00s)

whoevers filming it is flat out fucking with this old guy who is doorknocking to add a few pennies to his pension fund :P thanks Jobcenter!

screaming as loud as possible "why are you here supporting peadophiles? I don't want to support peadophiles! Please leave me alone!" would work nicely, especially if you are a woman. It wouldn't be wrong either (slander) because they literally are collecting money for peadophiles.

Sadly, if she had BBC on her TV and the peadophile sympathiser clocked it through the window shes paying the fine. Best to just not watch BBC its shit anyway.

This zog bot could smell her hesitation/ lack of conviction straight away, she needed to be more firm and tell . It is only used for streaming - it does not have BBC on it because it Never receives state broadcasting as it is only set to aux input for streaming.
These zogs are the worst.

no bbc joke? since its being recorded might as well.

Yassss goy continue to watch!

::hand rubbing intensifies::

But if you shoot that worm you are the bad guy, smh

Amatuers, Germany has the same shit, but they solved it in one easy step, evey household has to pay TV or not.

(BTW thanks Brtis for bringing this shit to Germany)

Idiot engaged and admitted having a tv. Just ignore them, don't answer the door and they're powerless

why would any sane person put up with these sleazy grifter kikes?

You retard Euro-fags want to tell me we're not different, you're out of your fucking minds.

Hang an 870 out the window

Alright then seen as you don't really seem to get how the sytem works here she probbably sighned up to a connected sytem like BBC Iplayer that by the law needs a licence to view at home. I paid my licence once when I was living with others and never afterwords and as long ans I don't tune my tellies or torrent recent enough products that can flag me I can never be caught. Granted I just end up watching anime most of the time but I've never had to deal these unfortunate collectors of tax.

Oi! You will watch jamals BBC you racist cunt!

Proper answer is:
1). "Thank you for being here debt collector copper" (ie highly conductive. it goes both ways.)

2). "I've paid over $70,000 for this tv and setup."
"Can you pay me in cash today?"

3). "Do not leave the premises until you are able to pay now as representative"

4). "I also accept dick-skin as payment and have a legal knife"

Let me guess. These faggot bots don’t do this in nigger paki areas. Goes without saying the chosenites are exempt. Am I warm?

I know this is a meme, but I'm 20 years without one and I've never had a visit. Never had angry mail. Nothing. Bought two TVs in that time frame, nothing. The TVs are strictly for my PC and my kids game.

I'm not the only one.

Maybe they target middle class English as an easy mark?

I wouldn't even acknowledge him.

She needs to knifecrime him.

Well, in russia it's the law to attack ukraine and in ukraine it's the law to attack russia. might makes right, i guess.