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Stupid song I sing to my cats.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:13:12 ago (+17/-1)     (music)

Backstory: Cats eat at roughly the same time every day, and they fucking know when it's time to eat. They'll start hassling me about it like 20 minutes early. Wrote a song bout, yuhanna hear it, here goes

You gotta wait
You gotta wait
you gotta wait before you salivate
You gotta wait
Wait wait wait
You gotta wait before you masticate
You can salivate and masticate
But you can't do that until you wait.


So yeah, I'm fuckin retarded and that's my song


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 17:16:15 ago (+6/-1)

Heres the song I sing to the dog when he starts bothering me early for his food.

FUCK OFF

Thats it.

Does anyone know why hound is a verb and a synonym of harass? Get a hound, you’ll find out.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 18:16:25 ago (+1/-0)

I enjoy Fuck Off's sequel

SHUT THE FUCK UP

And the always popular

QUIT BITCHING

Might sing the sadistic song when they really irritate me.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 18:56:51 ago (+3/-0)

Or the classic:
YOU WANNA GET PUT DOWN?!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 17:04:02 ago (+4/-0)

I sing supper time songs to my dogs, changing the lyrics to popular songs that use the words "summer time" to "supper time". And I'm a fuckin retard too.

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 20:50:59 ago (+3/-0)

lol, glad I'm not the only one who sings to his animals.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:33:56 ago (+1/-0)

Fag.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:45:18 ago (+3/-0)

lol

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 17:53:49 ago (+1/-0)*

Here's the song I sing to my dog when he begs for a treat.
GO LAY DOWN!

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 18:34:44 ago (+1/-0)

This is the type of content this site needs more of.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 20:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

fuzzy paws

little claws

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 22:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

Awww.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 18:13:15 ago (+0/-0)

I'm singing it in my head...might use that on the progeny instead.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 19:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

Better than greensaints

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 21:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

It's the parasites.