You've heard of cardfax, now comes a new idea: Snatchfax - Upgoat

You've heard of cardfax, now comes a new idea: Snatchfax
submitted by GodsNotDead to TellTalk 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 12:03:55 ago (+9/-1) (TellTalk)

It's carfax, but for used up whores and idiots. 19.99/month + taxes

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:49:59 ago (+0/-0)

Helena's SnatchFax report: 'no title, heavily damaged, salvage, for parts only'

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

dibs on her cojones.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:53:32 ago (+0/-0)

.........what will you do with them?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

spare set.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 18:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

That could mean several different things, and I don't wanna know the truth.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:52:31 ago (+0/-0)

Already had this idea 10 years ago. Something like "Bitches-Be-Crazee" dot com. The anti-dating site.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 16:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck is cardfax?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 14:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 12:18:09 ago (+6/-0)

Snatch value: -$230,000

Warnings:

This snatch has 82 previous owners.

This snatch has 2 nigger accidents reported.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 12:12:03 ago (+11/-0)

Like coalfax?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 12:05:58 ago (+0/-0)

dickfax package included for an extra 4.99+ fees