Alex Jones Formally Accepts the Offer to be Trump's Press Secretary - Upgoat

Alex Jones Formally Accepts the Offer to be Trump's Press Secretary
submitted by Scyber to Trump 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:12:29 ago (+52/-1) (x.com)
https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1854631934355194176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1854656011346620532%7Ctwgr%5E8cd4cfa57f32be066fe9ff25024a9a71f64ed2b7%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.godlikeproductions.com%2Fforum1%2Fmessage5846339%2Fpg1

Holy shit! If it actually happens then those press briefings are gonna be 4+ hours of Alex rambling his ass off about conspiracies every fuckin day! LMAO!

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[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

Awwww Shit it's ON! These pressers are a can't miss! I've got popcorn at the ready!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:06:56 ago (+1/-1)

I would've chosen Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson...

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

Heh

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 07:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

What a fucking recovery after getting all his shit sold over the sandy lies thing

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 01:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

The perfect jew-spouse actor.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:17:19 ago (+3/-2)

fuck me you cunts are dumb.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:51:33 ago (+1/-0)

FUCK CHICOMS!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:04:14 ago (+3/-0)

manlet

[ - ] dass 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, dude is shilling hard for paid gigs to cover his defamation suit.

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:29:33 ago (+1/-0)*

Alex Jones - Investigate 911.

"Rambling his ass off about conspiracies every day!

WTC Second Plane.
Cruise Missile at the Pentagon on 911.

It has been a long time since Alex Jones opened up about conspiracies, recall he once led 911 truth ever avoiding evidence Jews were behind the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center in NYC and the Pentagon .. that went until he dropped the ball in 2006, which is when he had a headline on Infowars' front page reiterating the official OBL and 19 hijackers line.

Adam Lanza Never Existed.
Sandy Hook Was Just a Drill.
Sandy Hook was a DHS Exercise.
Adam Lanza Two Different Stories.
Sandy Hook Shooting Lies Exposed.
Adam Lanza and the Sandy Hook Hoax.
Sandy Hook False Flag - Robbie Parker.
The Lanza Family Has CIA Connections.
Epic Fail, Adam Lanza Photoshop Falls Apart.
The Sandy Hook School Shooting Was Staged.
Adam Lanza Died the Day Before the Shooting.
Adam Lanza / Sandy Hook Shooting Was Fake.
Staged Murder Scene at the Nancy Lanza House.
DHS Drills Underway During Sandy Hook Shooting.
Adam Lanza Was Reported Dead Before Sandy Hook.
Adam Lanza & James Holmes, the MK Ultra Connection.
The Same Crisis Actor at Sandy Hook & Six Other FF / Hoax Events.
Adam Lanza & Parkland Anti Gunner David Hogg Are the Same Person.

Since then he has gotten into all kinds of trouble for firstly declaring the alleged Dec. 14, 2012 Sandy Hook school massacre "pretty much didn't happen," then reversing that position saying that statement was made "under the duress of psychosis" - Sure SH was a hoax so why didn't Jones stick to his guns, the late Robert David Steele said Jones "threw" the SH defamation case by failing to call witnesses, and speculated he was "bribed or blackmailed."

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit goyim, war just got sexier than ever! Let's die for israel instead of those evil globalists!

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:35:56 ago (+2/-0)

that would be awesome

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:47:55 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/tbff40.jpeg

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 07:00:30 ago (+0/-0)

When did JD Vance fuck a couch?

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:35:23 ago (+3/-0)

Might get me to care again just to watch the show.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:25:25 ago (+3/-0)

OK, but we're totally jumping the shark now.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:50:21 ago (+3/-0)

It would be a change the world move but people here would still call it a jewish psyop to screw the people.

[ - ] bohmoonx 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:59:41 ago (+3/-0)

4 hours at least! Mockingbird Media won't stand a chance writing Steve Colbert's monologue on time.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:59:23 ago (+3/-0)

Amazing how faggots like Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson can get arrested every 2 months or sued for a trillion dollars, and still get released the next day every time or seem to lose nothing..

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:56:12 ago (+4/-0)

I wouldn't mind Kayleigh back at the podium. Alex Jones would be a great second. As long as he doesn't start shilling testofen supplements.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:57:49 ago (+3/-0)

She was great, too.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 00:10:43 ago (+1/-0)

She did a good job but it turns out she was insincere at best.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 6 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:29:51 ago (+6/-0)

Wtf. How did this become the best timeline?

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 4 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:41:30 ago (+4/-0)

We bitched and moaned and bitched and moaned and it finally worked.

[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:15:40 ago (+7/-0)

And just like that, all the frogs, everywhere around the world, suddenly became straight again.

[ - ] oyveyo 9 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:33:25 ago (+9/-0)

Q predicted this.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:14:28 ago (+2/-0)

Patrit, the trannies are tryin to buttfuck the frogs!

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:42:46 ago (+2/-0)

Patrioot - Watch the (Atrazine in the waste) water.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 20:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

The sofa is against the floor.

Janet has a small boner.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

WAGAWAGA!!!

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 11 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:00:30 ago (+11/-0)

He put that up as a joke but dear GOD I want him to get that job. It would be fucking fantastic.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 23:56:42 ago (+5/-0)

God damn it I was pretty excited

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:56:47 ago (+3/-0)

Rosanne and Alex Jones would be so much more fun than Peppermint Patty and Black Lesbian Moron.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 12 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:37:06 ago (+12/-0)

That would be glorious.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 15 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:13:46 ago (+15/-0)

Please God, let this happen amen

But I live in reality and know Trumpowitz will pick the worst fucking person that he can find.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 19:57:16 ago (+7/-0)

I thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was 5x better than the negress Biden had, but then again Biden was such a demented fuckup that her job was 5x harder, so…

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 22:03:43 ago (+2/-0)

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

she couldn't even see straight

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 00:09:26 ago (+4/-0)

I thought she was one of the best in recent history.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:55:32 ago (+1/-0)

Good enough to become governor of the same state Bill Clinton was governor of.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 09:23:41 ago (+0/-0)

Does that reflect poorly on her? I am always suspicious of political dynasties. I don't know how she's doing as governor. I had heard a few things that sounded pretty good but don't follow it closely.
My brother lives in LR and hates her. I asked why and he wasn't able to articulate. He's one of the most intelligent people I know yet his wife was one of the first in the country to receive the Vax and I think his kids are all Vaxed so his opinion doesn't mean much to me anymore.

[ + ] Warden

[ - ] Warden 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:26:03 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah idk about that. Two of his press secretaries were awesome. Sara Huckabee and that hot ass blonde chick Kayleigh McEnany. Both of those broads were extremely intelligent and had no problem destroying jew media’s dumbass questions in every press conference, they didn’t even dodge the questions, they made those media cunts look stupid time and time again. Granted, Trump did choose the worst possible people for just about every other position, but for the press secretaries, he somehow chose wisely.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 17 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2024 18:30:41 ago (+17/-0)

The beautiful thing is he'd actually be legitimately great at the job. His ability to recall tons of facts in a moments notice is insane. He's actually intelligent enough to very politely rip the head off each reporter every time they say/ask something retarded.

[ + ] Warden

[ - ] Warden 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 16:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, AND he understands how important it is to cover for his jewish bosses just like Trump, so he’d be great for the job.

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