After Trump won, I decided to celebrate his outstanding victory by flattening exactly 3 democrats with my car. - Upgoat

After Trump won, I decided to celebrate his outstanding victory by flattening exactly 3 democrats with my car.
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 00:52:34 ago (+2/-0) (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Three is the magic number. Reduce, Reuse, murder.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:03:07 ago (+1/-0)

You did hwhat now?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

I celebrated by personally deporting three Mexicans. At least I assume they were Mexicans. Either way it's Mexico's problem now!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 00:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

Tell us more.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:15:25 ago (+0/-0)

There's no way you can stop at just three!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 03:42:09 ago (+0/-0)

Thems rookie numbers bro.

Democrats have got driving in to protests down to a fine art.

Go hard or go home.

Feggit.

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:48:27 ago (+0/-1)

Three is the magic number

@Love240 can you enlighten us on the significance of this number in relation to the holy trinity?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsNov 12, 2024 08:21:17 ago (+0/-0)

Love would kill three, but in the end it would only be one.