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Sounds like the coping mechanism of an unlovable whore.

Most people are lucky if they can find a peppermint candy today...wrapped or not.

Oh the horror! So awful to value virginity!

You can tell how loyal that woman is. Unwrapped and passed around woman are not loyal.

How to explain virginity to kids: Just fucking explain it.

If only they had more Hindus in that class.
The pajeet would have bustled in to grab the unwrapped one, vigorously dunked it in it's cellophane curry lunch-pouch, then raped its own peppermint shart on the floor while it was still warm..

Well said!!

and here you are... out on the interwebs....

.... and nobody wants you....

Horse shit.

Just plop that peppermint in a glass of vodka….
After a couple, even Srayzie would look appetizing.

Fast forward to when there are no unwrapped peppermints sold any more.

Damn that's good!

No she should have hired a hobo that in the end comes in and takes it.

That really shows how things go.

Should have also secretly put a camera watching the bowl to see who took the candy when no one was looking.

If your wife had sex with even one other man, microchimerism means you cucked yourself and partially raised the genetics of his child.

On another note, in order to get back in good graces, who has some of those hot granny nudes? If younger is bad, then older is good, and oldest is best! Give me some of that mothball puss! I don't want none o that normal pussy that my ancestors had, my feminist "conservative" peers pushed me to believe it's better with wrinkles! Like wine! I'm the most christian good boy conservative anti-nigger of all time! After all, nothing is more moral than asking permission for sex (women LOVE this deep down and love you for it, trust me!) and making sure she's well past her "christmas cake" deadline. We're not like those immoral evil mudslimes and streetshitters! We ask mommy for permission, masturbate like cuckolded monkeys, get divorce raped, and are good little christian conservative boys. Can I have a cookie mommy, please?

Also, the post is -clearly- anti-virginity judging by the hashtag? Too much lead paint this morning?