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Taco nigger special forces parachute into a stadium, almost.

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 09:53:47 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/f9gnk8.mp4



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[ - ] bobdole9 15 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 10:29:46 ago (+15/-0)

Imagine crashing into a porta-john is the preferred landing scenario.

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 16:05:51 ago (+4/-0)

"Outtamywaygottapoooop!!!"

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 21:26:06 ago (+0/-0)

Porta-john seems a more appropriate landing target for pajeet paratroopers.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 00:02:25 ago (+0/-0)

"Speckled Feces"?

[ - ] BulletStopper 11 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 13:02:37 ago (+11/-0)*

Been there, done this. Almost ate a dumpster in Boston once.

Bowl-shaped stadiums (and other buildings) can create absolute havoc with ground winds. Sudden expected crosswinds, shifts in wind direction, updrafts AND downdrafts. You turn into the wind on final, only now it's suddenly a 20 knot tailwind and you're honking across the ground at 30 knots with 15 feet of altitude left to solve your problem.

Because you're going to land, one way another, sunshine. That is a foregone conclusion.

Notice they didn't seem to be having any trouble until they were on final? Watch their canopies. They didn't start having any trouble until they were level with, or near level with that fucking stadium roofline.

Canopy collapse at 50' AGL can kill you just as dead as no canopy at all. Whatever else happens, gravity will still continue to function up to spec.

This is why you should always have a ground team on the DZ with a anemometer, WDI, colored smoke grenades (drop it in a bucket or trash can so the jumpers can see which way the smoke is swirling and have some idea of the current ground wind conditions) and a radio. And medics

[ - ] Trope 1 point 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 01:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

To have every comment shit-talk them but then have one comment that can actually shine light on the scenario.

Very interesting.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 11:37:07 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you. Well, tbf, take the total number of goats, then figure the percentage that are/were military free fall qualified, then the number of those that are also current qualified and experienced skydivers, then the number of THOSE that have been on free fall demonstration teams and the number probably isn't very big.

When bro hit the porta-john? That was his least bad option. I fucking felt that in my face.

[ - ] Sector2 10 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 10:09:13 ago (+10/-0)

In hindsight, they probably should have used people who've parachuted before.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 12:51:40 ago (+2/-0)

It looked like they were getting blown around, and the later parachuters did a good job of coming close to the LZ. They probably survived on account.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 2 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 13:49:58 ago (+2/-0)

I would think any actual profession jump team would have established wind limits.

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 5 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 14:37:38 ago (+5/-0)

But the game is today homes.

[ - ] dass 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 01:06:24 ago (+0/-0)

Game ??. Taco crowd only showed up only due to the high possibility of watching these idiots die.

[ - ] Trickthegoy7 0 points 1 weekNov 28, 2024 01:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

This was probably the opening to a soccer match puto

[ - ] kammmmak 9 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 11:01:15 ago (+9/-0)

Special farces

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 6 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 16:48:39 ago (+6/-0)

Looks like the last one got robbed as soon as he hit the cement.

[ - ] dass 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 01:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

And bummed !!....

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 12:33:43 ago (+6/-0)

Please tell me they named their skydiving team the "Jumping Beans"

[ - ] dass 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 01:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

"Squashed pie".

[ - ] Master_B 6 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 09:57:29 ago (+6/-0)

Should've rehearsed this...

[ - ] Moravian 7 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 10:32:49 ago (+7/-0)

Rehurse, we don need no stinkn rehurse!

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 14:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

You can rehearse until hell freezes over and it still won't help a bit in shifting winds and when,
"Angels piss in the touch-hole of your firelock."

[ - ] dass 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 01:09:41 ago (+0/-0)

"Hold my sphincter" - these dudes probably.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 10:09:09 ago (+3/-0)

Ha, one of 'em hit her in the shitter.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 18:24:52 ago (+2/-0)

Special forces at the special olympics. Definitely a shortbus performance.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 12:12:39 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly, I've needed to crap that bad too.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 21:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

Hell, that was perfect! Watch a game & get "Stupid Human Tricks" as a bonus!

**Well Done!**

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 20:36:46 ago (+1/-0)

The very special forces

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 16:05:09 ago (+1/-0)

"Special" Forces.
So they're retards.

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 15:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

What happened was they failed to factor in the amount of heat radiating off of a bunch of sweaty wetbacks.

I know that sounds like I'm being a racist smartass, but that's what actually happened.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 15:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, #2 in the loo!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 11:51:37 ago (+1/-0)

They're given everything when they illegally cross the border.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 weeksNov 15, 2024 03:11:54 ago (+0/-0)

Is that Cuba's equivalent to Airborne Rangers ?

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 3 weeksNov 14, 2024 14:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

So fucking hilarious.