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Jesus never said "give them all your fish"

submitted by canbot to funny 5 monthsNov 19, 2024 19:54:48 ago (+6/-1)     (gab.com)

https://gab.com/KyraEllen/posts/113511336212482372

Show them how to be men, then send them back. They will be the arbiters of their own destiny.


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[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 5 monthsNov 19, 2024 21:04:04 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus never really existed...

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 5 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:49:47 ago (+1/-0)

Every historian agrees that Jesus existed.
Roman records document a new religion amassing a large following in the strategically important part of the Empire, where the Silk Road met the Mediterranean, approximately 2,000 years ago.
They also report that the leader was blonde and blue.
Whether or not that leader was born of a virgin, or if he turned water into wine, was not documented by the Romans. But Roman records do say that he existed.

Of course the people who call themselves the Jews (and who Christians call the Anti-Christ) refuse to acknowledge Jesus as the Messiah. Or admit he existing at all.
And that's why the Jews are called the Anti-Christ. Because the Anti-Christ is not one person. The Anti-Christ are the people who refuse to accept Jesus as Christ; the Messiah.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 00:47:17 ago (+0/-0)*

''Every historian agrees that Jesus existed.''

No they don't

''Whether or not that leader was born of a virgin, or if he turned water into wine, was not documented by the Romans. But Roman records do say that he existed.''

Exactly, some dood named jesus existed maybe, the jesus christians believe in: never happened. There are people named jesus today, whoop-de-do

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 13:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus never really existed...
Exactly, some dood named jesus existed

You kikes talk in circles in order to justify your actions to each other.
And because all of your kike family agreed with your twisted lies, you think Whites will agree too.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 23:55:04 ago (+0/-0)*

You should quote the whole post mate...

Kikes believe in a god, they are as retarded as all religious people.

I dont know why you guys think I'm a kike.

I am an anti-woke atheist, fuck you.

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 00:38:58 ago (+0/-0)

I dont know why you guys think I'm a kike.

You don't know?
You know damn well why. That one has to be your most blatant lie.

You should quote the whole post mate...
I am an anti-woke atheist

Well... you didn't say you're a White atheist.
So, you're a ethnic Jew who's an atheist. Fine.

In any case, you clearly aren't White.
Because every White person tells Christians that the Jews are the Anti-Christ.
And every White atheist uses freedom of religion to spread hate about the Jews.
Because White atheists knows they can use Christianity as a weapon without believing the mythology.

But you know that. And that's why you kikes tell Christians that their religion commands them to protect the Jews. Instead of telling Christians that their religion commands them to fight the Anti-Christ, the Jews.

Again, every White atheist knows that freedom of religion is a tool, and Christianity is a weapon. And they use both to turn people against the Jews.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 01:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

wtf is up with you guys and jews ? I never heard anything about jews until I came to this place after the fatpeoplehate exodus from redshit

I am white and proud to be, my main gripe is religions, ALL religions, muslim , christians, jews, hindous I don't care you're all retarded.

most people here where I live don't like religion, they've been importing fucking muslims and religious immigrants everywhere and that is a fucking disgrace.

I will repeat this: Goaters question everything, are skeptical of everything ever and for good reasons BUT they believe the dumbest and most BS story ever told without question.

Boggles my mind.

religion is the ancestor of MSM

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 14:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

Let's play spot the kike.

I found one. It's GodDoesNotExist.

Does this Anti-Christ:
Refuse to encourage Whites to use religion as a weapon?
- Yes
Think that she can deter people from using religion as a tool to advance our goals by calling people who use it big bad names like Nazi, transphobic, or retarded?
- Yes
Desperately tries to claim that everyone who uses religion as a weapon or tool must believe the mythology?
- Yes
Uses dismissive phrases like, "Boggles my mind"?
- Yes. Which also exposes her as an LGPEDO+.

(And the most obvious) Refuses to capitalise the W in "White"?
- Yes

4 out of 4.
A kike who is so inbred that not only do they think their Talmud tactics will work here, but who also can't bring themselves to capitalise the word White.

I am white and proud to be

So proud of being White, that you can't even capitalise the word?

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 16:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

Jews are religious you fuckwad, done with you bye !

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2024 19:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

done with you bye !

Not only have you proven yourself to be a kike, you've also proven that you're an LGPEDO+ with that faggot response.

All of you kikes are going to burn.
And you'll be identified by your Anti-Christ actions.
You cannot hide among White atheists. Because White atheists use Christianity as a tool and as a weapon to identify you and to justify your extermination.

I am white

You're a Anti-Christ kike who can't even capitalise the W in White.

Bot atheist and God fearing Whites will use Christianity as a tool, as a weapon, and as justification, to wipe you parasites off this Earth once and for all.

[ - ] canbot [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

That's a very silly thing to say.

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2024 23:51:52 ago (+0/-0)

Matthew 7-6

Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 00:48:40 ago (+0/-0)*

Are you speaking in tongues ?