How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? - Upgoat

How do you know you're at a gay barbecue?
submitted by con77 to whatever 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 14:46:31 ago (+38/-1) (whatever)

All the hot dogs taste like shit!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 14 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 14:54:00 ago (+14/-0)

The fish tacos are untouched

[ - ] allAheadFull 11 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 16:23:30 ago (+11/-0)

neri is at the grill.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 00:41:05 ago (+1/-0)

must be, he's not here

[ - ] Dingo 10 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 16:14:37 ago (+10/-0)

They served nothing but "buns and weenies".

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+2/-0)

chicago style? those are spendy

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 8 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 15:40:16 ago (+8/-0)

They’re serving rump roast.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 8 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 15:13:33 ago (+8/-0)

You are sick, demented, unruly, abnormal and immiscible...keep it up.

[ - ] Pasty 7 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 15:50:54 ago (+7/-0)

They smoke all meats

[ - ] Oz5711 6 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 17:51:18 ago (+6/-0)

this has gotta be the stupidest joke i ever laughed at

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 18:00:31 ago (+5/-0)

All of the food is consumed via suppositories

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 13:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

Damn son!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 17:35:11 ago (+2/-0)

eww.

[ - ] dass 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 15:16:10 ago (+2/-0)

Everyone brought homemade coleslaw and cheesecake ?/

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 14:53:33 ago (+2/-0)

Heard that one before, but it's been awhile. 👍

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 20:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

Everyone is burned alive for entertainment.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 19:12:07 ago (+0/-0)

As if anyone would ever invite me to anything

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 16:20:23 ago (+2/-1)

PROPANE
PROPANE

PRO PANE

PROPANE
PROPANE

PRO PANE

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2024 16:42:08 ago (+2/-1)

Yup. Every time I roll in and see a gas grill and a cooler full of macrobrews, I know it's all ogre.