ICEMONKEY... chicken entrails, have you had a chance to get a readout from your local voodoo priest yet?, apparently if you supply your own chicken, without over choking it, you'll get 3% off the cost of the customary gratuity demanded by the voodoo priest provided you book 12 entrail readings in advance with immediate pecuniary dispensation in the form of cash, preferably Benjamin's, 30 of them, some priests will even throw in a cock already dressed and cleaned with just the right amount of fat under the skin for that perfect batch of cock soup, most importantly, the prediction of the entrails will give you a hard head's up and you'll know exactly what you did yesterday...just a note, if the gizzard is wrinkled you'll end up not knowing whether you're coming or going...by the way, in the Caribbean a rooster is referred to as a "cock".
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Faggots should be burned alive for entertainment.
One rock to the head, no more screaming.
Fire keeps on giving.
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