Should I try FB dating? Has anyone here used it successfully? - Upgoat

Should I try FB dating? Has anyone here used it successfully?
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 12:38:39 ago (+4/-1) (whatever)

It's free, but I hate Zuckerberg. Very conflicted. I refuse to use a paid OLD site. Any success stories? I'm just lookin for a gal that will hold my big toe, til it's time to go.

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

I found mine on Match. I haven't looked at Faceberg since 2017, is there an actual "dating" aspect or more just a ways to start communications?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

One must have the FB dating app on the fone, which I really dont wanna do.

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:48:22 ago (+0/-0)

I did not know such a thing existed. Worth a shot if you're not wanting to go another dating app route.

Be an honest asshole and someone will find it amusing.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

While somewhat encouraging, I have yet to hear ONE success story. COME ON, PEOPLE!!!!!!

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 17:41:17 ago (+1/-0)

My success came from Match...and she found me.

2016 women were less insane...can't attest to modern standards.

At worst, shitpost those you don't want to hear from.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 19:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

Shitposting, ay? I can do that 24-7!

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

There are a few guys that I know that moved to the gulf side of Florida. They say there is a stretch of land where lots of very wealthy men built huge estates and lived in them with their trophy wives. They say that now lots of the old geezers have died off leaving the relatively young trophy wife alone in the big mansions.
This one guy started a lawn service as a way to meet the dames. He gets invitations to shack up with the rich gals all the time. He lives with one for a while then moves in with a different one. He has been doing this for over 10 years now. It seems to be working out good for him.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:53:37 ago (+0/-0)

I live on the gulf, but my age is a factor. Very few rich yung wahmen want a grumpy old guy that mutters 'fuckin niggers' every few seconds. 'All kikes git the rope' is another. I can act normal for about 10 minutes with clients, but otherwise am a social disaster in every possible way.

[ - ] TruthandHonesty 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

Leftists, Narcissists, and Fatties, oh my. No decent woman can be found on Facebook. They may be able to hide it from you for a while but ultimatly you will find only these 3 types of women use Facebook.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:48:34 ago (+0/-0)

Well, they ARE the 3 types of women...period.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

I think you're better off joining in some activity club thing. Not because you want to do it, but because it might be a thing appropriate women do.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but after work I go home, shower, and collapse into bed. I aint goin nowheres.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 18:16:59 ago (+0/-0)

It's good for whores.

Craigslist used to be awesome for picking up sluts.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 19:07:33 ago (+1/-0)

CL was fuckin awesome, used it many times. Crazy hoors GALORE.

[ - ] beece 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

What? Is Tinder and Grinder not good enough for ya?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:57:17 ago (+1/-0)

All paid OLD sites are hopeless for 99% of men, it is known. CL Personals used to be great, I met a lot of whacky broads there, even married one. EVERY SINGLE ONE was nuts, but fun in the sack, until it all went horribly wrong.

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[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsNov 25, 2024 00:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you may actually have expanded a few anuses in your time, huh, Anus_Expander?

[ - ] Panic 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:59:52 ago (+1/-0)

Do you want a traditional life? Then the advice others gave about offering your handyman services is a great approach. You'll meet many available women, be in their homes alone with them and get to size them up. Offer to take a good one to dinner. Watch how she acts in public and listen to her discuss what matters to her. You'll know.

You say you want a gal in your life but then say that your time is more valuable than hers. Huh? If you really do want a life long partner, your time with her will be the most valuable time of all. If you actually just want a fuck-buddy, you will live unhappy and die alone, full of regrets.

Now's the time. Men want sex and home services, women want a man with abilities, a handy man. It can be done.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

I advertise non-stop. The vast majority of women I meet are old and married, or old and single. Younger attractive wahmen have boyfriends and orbiters that do their home repairs, they don't pay for that shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:00:58 ago (+1/-0)

lol, lmao even. Your plight sickens and amuses me.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:20:42 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine how my parents feel

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:56:23 ago (+1/-0)

ALL online dating is the same....and it all sucks!!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 17:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Go to the walmart and get one of those bigguns that ride the scooty puff and take her home and tell that fat betch to make you some meatloaf.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 19:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

FINALLY a workable idea.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 18:58:04 ago (+1/-0)

At 58, I’d think you’ll find luck at a karaoke bar.

I would meet friends at the hole in the wall taverns and on many occasions, the women groups would interact with my group. Sometimes you strike up conversations just being polite and holding the door open for others. It’s remarkable how friendly everyone gets while drunk.

There were millennials my age and gen X age too. Everyone seemed to get along just fine.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 19:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

I agree, but I hate karaoke and drunks.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:18:43 ago (+2/-0)

Would ending up with a faceberg user be a fate you could tolerate?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

I use it for band stuff, and selling on Marketplace. I have also found a lot of jobs there thru contacts.

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:42:13 ago (+2/-0)

The women in my dungeon do not recommend it 😒

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:52:43 ago (+2/-0)

their opinions are worthless anyways

[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 3 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 12:49:31 ago (+3/-0)

dont ever waste your time online. Not a second in online dating.

You need to hang out with young party people if you want to fall in love. Go to house parties and expand your social circles.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:15:59 ago (+2/-0)

uh sure......I am 58, and HATE people.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:14:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:24:28 ago (+1/-0)

I dont wanna be stuck on a boat full of niggers and normies when the rudder goes out in the middle of the ocean. Cruise ships SUCK ASS.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:43:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 15:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

but plenty of normies and boomers = FUCK NO.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

Not technically a boomer in a timeline sense, but def in a retard logic sense.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 16:39:01 ago (+0/-0)

At 58 he's Gen-X, but the lines get blurry as you age.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 17:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

How can I meet a woman without ever venturing into the world is the question you meant to ask. Sounds like almost everything is averse to you. But this has been around a while though I haven't perused the site in a decade? Or more?
https://www.meetup.com/

In the SE there was a group called "The Let's Just Do Some Shit" social group. That would have bee perfect for me but it was an hour and a half travel time each way.
And this if one is in your city. Intramural sports leagues geared toward those going into the silver years. Softball teams especially.

[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

Your best bet is to do activities near vacation homes. Lots of single ladies your age in those places.

Lakes, beaches, ski towns, etc.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:34:32 ago (+3/-0)

Go to church, find a good woman

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:59:26 ago (+3/-0)

The church across the highway has an Israeli flag, among others. Plus, I'm not a real believer.

[ + ] JustALover

[ - ] JustALover -1 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:36:57 ago (+1/-2)

Well, they ain't called christcucks for nuffin, you know.

[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Only seniors at the churches around here.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:35:16 ago (+3/-0)

advertise as a handyman. I saw an ad once for a guy that said he would do anything on your honey do list. Even though it was an ad for his professional services it very well could have been a dating site line.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 13:58:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ummm I AM a handyman, although I hate that word. And I NEVER work for free.

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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:17:37 ago (+2/-0)

its not free. its a trade. She trades her time for yours. Its how it works.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 14:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

My time is 100x more valuable than hers tho

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2024 18:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

Not when she’s raising your children.