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who's a good boy!

submitted by con77 to funny 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 11:53:50 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Dingo 3 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 17:35:36 ago (+3/-0)*

This doesn't look like a turkey leg, but maybe a beef bone? This would work pretty well as pictured, but if I gave my dog a turkey leg in a sneaker he'd eat the entire turkey leg (it wouldn't even take him a minute). I have no idea what he'd do with the sneaker, but he'd probably eat it if it was leather.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 16:32:38 ago (+2/-0)

Great way to get your dog murdered by the pigs and raided by SWAT pigs.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 19:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

lighten up Francis

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 05:46:03 ago (+1/-0)

Oh right like they wouldn't do that anyway. Not shooting dogs during an bullshit raid will get you fired and barred from any kind of gov job.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 13:43:46 ago (+2/-0)

Our dog would chomp through that like a potato chip.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 12:03:49 ago (+2/-0)

Genius!

[ - ] PORTforceOne 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 16:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

nigger dog

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 14:18:30 ago (+0/-0)

TIL: turkeys are shockingly big boned.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 15:28:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah that's not a turkey leg, but you could use baby shoe with a turkey leg.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 17:40:08 ago (+2/-0)

This is a good idea! You could easily scale this down for smaller dogs.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2024 19:24:53 ago (+1/-0)

now thats funny!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 05:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

Or you chop the foot of the first fucker trying to break in and find the right size dog.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 10:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

^ I agree, this is the most optimal answer.