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The amazon surveillance robot dog

submitted by Dingo to whatever 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 02:26:43 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/x7uzh6.mp4

It can even watch your neighbors.


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[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:22:41 ago (+4/-0)*

Now do the ghetto version:

Axtro

::chirping noises in the house make it call duhhhhh homiez foe bayckup::

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 05:09:53 ago (+3/-0)

No deal.

You pack it in a wife bot with artificial womb and and 95% of the way to selfe awareness and then we'll talk.

The answere will still be a NO, but atleast you will proof to me you are willing to work for your data grab.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 08:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

80% self awareness.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

Way more than liberals.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 05:58:37 ago (+2/-0)

instead of Joi we get a lenovo tablet on wheels

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 10:25:05 ago (+0/-0)

That makes fake sucking sounds

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwmaigoooowaad eetzsew beeg!

::sucking on a banana::

I got the retarded ASTRO.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 07:57:13 ago (+2/-0)

They shut that project down. It wasn't coming close to any profitability.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 12:56:07 ago (+2/-0)

It has a really loud speaker system

Fuck. Niggers are going to have this thing follow them around blasting niggaboo rap at maximum volume.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 03:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ffs.

[ - ] anrach 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 13:26:59 ago (+1/-0)

key word: surveillance (but not in the way you think)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 19:40:22 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, invite the Feds into your home, stunning and brave