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I was working on my boathouse, didn’t see the hornet nest until after I hit it. I ran around the yard doing a crazy dance while the insects took turns stinging me. Five large welts began to grow, one on top of my head, one beside my ball sack, three on my back. Stumbled into the cottage and just stood there shaking, fuckers must have poisoned me. Did not work the rest of that weekend, went on killing spree instead. Had to make certain every last one was dead.

Now those were just regular hornets that nearly ‘murdered’ me, would not want to mess with theses nigger bees from hell.

They use to be called "Asian" Hornets, but that was racist so "they" renamed them. In the interest of keeping it real, lets stick with "Asian" shall we?