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Oh Car in Front of Me

submitted by Trope to SchizoPost 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:08:03 ago (+12/-1)     (SchizoPost)

When the light turns green and it is clearly safe to enter the intersection, do you wait several seconds before releasing the brake pedal just to fuck with others?

And is the multi-second delay between releasing the brake pedal and using the accelerator some sort of imaginary waltz between your automobile and the road - while whispering the sweet words to yourself: “Ah yes, precise and steady like a ballerina.” Is it your goal to articulate to those behind you that they will now follow you at the speed you’ve established and imposed on them?

Do you feel like you’re the problem when people red-line their engines to quickly get around you for driving like a 90 year old man who just shit his pants? Or are they the wicked villains of the road?

And do you pull out from the parking lot of shithole McDonalds to go 20mph when everyone else is going 50mph minimum just to stake your claim to the road?

How can so many be so slow as if they have no where to be and no where to go?


15 comments block


[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 8 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 02:44:29 ago (+8/-0)

If you want to lead a parade join the Shriners

Otherwise get the fuck out of the left lane

[ - ] deleted 3 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 02:46:34 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 00:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

👃 Use public transportation goy , you are killing the planet 👃

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:20:19 ago (+3/-0)

some people wait a few seconds in case of red light runners

most people are on phone when they do this

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:41:41 ago (+3/-0)

I taught my kids that just because the light turns green doesn't mean to go. Green light means to LOOK then go.

[ - ] Bassman9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 11:09:59 ago (+1/-0)

You're the fucking problem. Should teach them to be alert at all times.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 12:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

are you retard?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:20:08 ago (+2/-0)

Once had someone say do not be quick into the intersection.

Listened.

The very next day at the same intersection, waited

An old driver ran the red light

[ - ] Trope [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:33:11 ago (+4/-0)

Bullshit like this is why I want to buy an oversized pickup truck.

I’m not going to, but it makes me want to.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 09:50:13 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 08:29:28 ago (+1/-0)

Ha! Ride a motorcycle to see the real retards

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 06:14:26 ago (+1/-0)

The Internet is overloaded with car crash videos about drivers who didn't pause and look both ways before crossing an intersection.
You may be momentarily irritated if you happen to be behind me.

[ - ] racerxist 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 00:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

My ol cali fren Tommy mac used to wait like that,we nicknamed him Tom delay.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:20:49 ago (+1/-1)

Leave more time to get where you need to go.

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 23:31:58 ago (+1/-0)

Im never late and give myself plenty of time. Heck, I’m not even in a rush. That’s the concern!